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5/16/05, Monday, 6 pm

quick update: Just shook hands with Villagairosa just a few hours ago!! 
it was so exciting!! i was walking down Westminster, away from the beach,
in venice, and just as i passed abbott kinney, a friend from the burning
man and venice , saskia, mommy of isis and spouse with David aka D-Lite
(all the most totally awesome people!!!)... pulled up in a van, and asked
if I had met the mayor, i said no, and she said the next mayor was at
stroh's gourmet on abbott kinney, eating, and i should say hi!! so i
walked over there, there was a crowd, and a huge campaign tour bus, and he
was eating what looked like a totally awesome meal, and I started talking
to a campaign supporter/worker, and told him i really wanted to meet him,
and he said go ahead, so i did, even though he was eatoing!!!! so, i went
up and he looked up, and said, "Mr. Mayor, I just want to wish you good
luck!".. he said thank you, we shook hands, and I let him finish eating!! 
 well , very exciting!! i can't wait till he's mayor!! I just hope
everyone turns out tomorrow and votes for villagairosa!! He looked so
alive and determined... i do hope he wins, and then joins the battle to
legalize all drugs, etc... for now, i am sure he will be way better than
hahn... that is just my gut feeling! V is a warm, loving person... h
looks like a cold fish!! i pray that v wins, and d3estroys the venice
boardwalk lottery system!! We can only pray (and vote)!!
shalom shalom!
and good luck villagairosa!! Mazel tov! G-d bless you!
Freddy
ps: remember to vote tomorrow!!!!
 Friday the 13th of May, 2005
Determined not to make this an unlucky day!
Everyone thinks of the 13th as bad luck. Well, it ain't! I mean, every day is what we make it! Also, even if the number 13 did have any effect on the day, it could be a positive effect: death and then REBIRTH!!!! Death of what is up to us!! If it is death of our will to live, then yes, it would be an unlucky day!! If it is the death of a loss of hope, then it is a wonderful death and rebirth!!! Death and rebirth is up to us, not up to the stars!! That is obvious!!! and, it is the main point of Judaism!!! Looking at the stars to tell the future (astrology) used to be a big part of Judaism!! And, some of the world's premiere astrologers to this day are Jewish!!! (Sydney Omar, etc.) (I know he "died" recently...) (And , yes, i do know that everyone might be Jewish and not know it... it depends how you view G-d, history, love, genetics, transmigration of souls, etc...)
Now, Judaism "abandoned" astrology for many reasons. ... I hear that a premierie reason was that it took too much of the possibility of each day from us and put it into the hands of the stars/G-d, all of which is supposedly predetermined... The point is, it is ok to consult the stars to see what you will be facing, just not for how to deal with it.. according to some... Many have shunned astrology or the tarot because if a teacher gives advice, the teacher/healer should be there in the future for future advice... getting advice from a newspaper could suffice, but also could be insufficient -- probably insufficient... Also, focusing on the stars to determine the future instead of ourselves/G-d is totally twisted... So many people feel helpless just because their stars predict trouble... Now, no more of that, ok!!!!

Some might say I have too much time on my hands if I am discussing these issues...  We know otherwise!!!

Now, for an update!!  I mean what has been up with my life...  As you may have heard (or may not), I have been HOMELESS for the last 43 days or so.. and all I can say, to riff on Garrett Morris of old SNL fame, "Homelessness been berry berry good to ME, BABY!!"  Sure, you could call me mentally ill...  I could call you mentally ill...  But, I don't like name calling!!!   Some say, "Fred, you are not destitute, why are you homeless?"... Like most homeless people, it is somewhat between necessity and desire...  If paying $1700 for an apartment is piss for you, then by all means keep your apartment... but if it is difficult, or even a struggle, I highly suggest the mobile living solution... By that, I mean a van, a UPS truck, whatever...

I have been living out of Chaya, my old diesel Benz, soon to be converted to run on any used fryer oil...  "Where do you sleep?"... Well, the back seat is a little tight, especially as I have all of my survival gear in there (emergency tire inflator+jumper, dried fruit+ fish, etc.)  even if it was empty, it is tight..  So, I have been  sleeping on the beach in Southern CA, at an undisclosed, safe location.. I will reveal no more, as I don't want to increase the traffic at the site, and also don't want anyone to know where I am...  As Freddy Mercury and Queen so eloquently put it in "Killer Queen":  "To avoid complications, she never kept the same address...   In conversation , she spoke just like a baroness.."  Well, you get the point!!!  It is nobody's business where I sleep...   Now, I also occasionally stay with friends.. I will not elaborate, but my friends are extremely well hooked and generous, real menschen, who always take care of me in a pinch...

Now, just in case you never thought about these things, it is quite "easy" to be homeless, at least if you can find a public park... Now, in the old days, one could sleep in a park at night and not get busted... these days, you must find a nook to do so, which is still possible... But, the simple solution, if you don't care about other people's schedules, is to sleep a few hours in the park during the day, and stay up all night walking, jogging, playing ultimate frisbee, volleyball, rollerblading, biking, whatever!!!!  I haven't gotten to that hardcore homeless level , YET, as I do like to be awake during sunlight if at all possible, but I am just throwing ideas out there...  Anyway, the only problem with my current setup is I would like to be able to sleep in my vehicle, on a moment's notice... say you get really tired all of a sudden, and don't want to drive an hour and risk your own and others' lives,... or say you want to go to a party and drink alcohol, and don't want t! o drive with detectable levels of alcohol in your system... or say you meet a hottie and you need some privacy!!!  (now, on the issue of "pre-marital" sex, let me briefly say that in ancient Judaism (and probably other traditions too), one of the four ways to get married was to have sex... so "premarital sex" would be impossible, an oxymoron... we can debate later whether using a condom, or being on the pill, negates marriage through "intercourse", or even counts as sex, or just as pleasuring oneself...  on the subject of what constitutes a "marriage" , I must mention that modern Jews (and other people) put a lot of weight on there being some ceremony, with a rabbi, guests, a chuppa, vows, a broken glass, dancing, sex, etc...

Boy this subject can get sticky... ba dum bum...

I have been thinking of going raw for the last few years... I mean raw vegan...  yes, only living on raw fruits and veggies... I AM currently probably 20-50% raw, depending on the day... lamo, but getting there...  I am in much better shape than most of my life, because of a combination of eating better and exercising more... just push it hard when exercising...  I tend to push it too hard, especially on the weights... recently joined Gold's gym in Venice, and have been working out there when i want to shower to get the sand out of my hair... will probably start hitting the weights every day, alternating upper and lower day by day... will probably start being a personal trainer/ encourager soon, when people see how ripped I get and wanna look just like me!!!    On the subject of eating healthy, just let me say it is highly preferable to eating like shit, but that level of activity is equally if not more important... why just go with one though, when you can do both?

Now, on the subject of obesity, let me say a few things... "I'm not just the president of the Hair Club for Men, I'm a client"... that's right I have plugs... not... what I mean is I used to weigh 30-40 lbs. more in pure blubber... now, on some people, like my Great Grandma Helen, may she rest in peace, 300 lbs. of blubber looks really good... Now, before I go on, let me just say that people today make obesity out to be this big national killer.... well, all things considered, i'm sure that obesity will shorten one's lifespan... but Great-Grandma Helen did live till 991/2 years old... she might have made it to 120 or 200 without the obesity, but 991/2 ain't bad...  you may now ask what her secret to long life was... First of all, she was always active... she was always knitting me and my brother and cousins booties and mittens and blankets, and cooking and eating chicken soup and pastries all the time... very little red meat, as far as i know... she also ate at least one clo! ve of raw garlic every day, minced into a raw salad...  no smoking of tobacco, cannabis, opium, speed, etc.. no sniffing glue..  she did not drink alcohol as far as I know, but probably had a thimbelfull of wine or brandy on shabbos...  she had lots of sex with her husband, not with a condom as far as i know, and had many children, ...  (she was very poor financially when she was a young woman working in NYC, living in a tight tenement on the Lower East Side, and had  a few abortions when finances made feeding more mouths and housing more bodies look impossible...  She wanted to keep  all the children, she just thought they would starve if they were born!!)
   She also ate lots of pickles which she made from fruit we grew in our garden... tomatoes, cucumbers, garlic... also, she ate lots of borscht, with a little sour cream sometimes...  no coffee as far as I know (probably significant)...  Always busy with the children, the work (she and Great-Grandpa Max owned and ran a fruit and nut stand in NYC), the grandchildren, the great-grandchildren (me).... she died before my counsins had their kids, but she was just 2-3 years short of being a great-great-grandmother!!!!!  I really miss her... she was so loving with such a big smile always...   
Now, sorry to be a pain in the ass, but I must discuss smoking versus obesity versus total health for a minute...  
Great Grandma Helen (Berman, nee Feldman) had two daughters, Grandma Rose (my grandmother) and Aunt Esther (her younger sister..).....  Grandma Rose was always sweet, gorgeous, thin, and smoked...  And such a doll!!!...  Aunt Esther was always heavy, and also smoked... Grandma Rose died many years ago, of mini-strokes and congestive heart failure caused by smoking...  and mostly from a broken heart, from missing my grandfather, who died about 10 years before her.. they were so attached, when he died, she did not know how to go on.... they had met when she was "young" (22) and Papa Murray (Rosof) was "old" (37), and fell deeply in love upon first sight, and stayed together until Papa Murray died about 40 years later, of a massive stroke in his sleep (he had first had many strokes and heart attacks, mostly probably due to a combination of obesity and massive stress!)...  He died and she couldn't go on, so she died a few years later...  Now, as far as smoking goes, Aunt Esther ! smoked, and ate a lot, and never got lung cancer, thank G-d (she is now in her eighties) and almost had a heart attack a few years ago until she had quadruple bypass surgery, and is still with us thank G-d... Her husband, Uncle Sidney, died of lung cancer a few years ago, caused by ingesting second-hand smoke for years...   He was always thin and active... We must remember that everyone dies of something, but the more we can not only live longer, but live healthier, the better!!!  that is the spirit in which this is written...

Which brings me to the subject of the massive world war now going on, and the importance of our nation's participation... First of all, it takes two to tango..

Sat, May 14, 10:56 pm

Well, made it through Fri the 13th without any incident as far as I know...
Oh, yeah, I did puke around midnight last night, after drinking a decent quantity of sake (rice wine), which pickled whatever was in my stomach (some raw yellowtail, some picked cucumbers, some udon noodles and broth...)  (I hear you yelling: get a life!!)... ok, anyway, so I woke up in the middle of the night, puked, went back to bed,   and woke up in an undisclosed location with a two-foot diameter red puddle of vomit near my head...   Thank G-d it didn't smell that bad...   There was already one fly buzzing there who knew what a great score of a meal he had... Anyway, so I cleaned it up really quickly... it was easy because it stuck together well because it was really mucousy ... At first I thought, well, it's shabbat (the sabbath), so we aren't supposed to clean or scrub... then i thought how pissed off my anonymous friend would be to find I left a big pile of puke on his balcony, and how I would lose my balcony privileges if I left it, so I cleaned it.... Also, the rule!  against cleaning doesn't apply in the home I think anyway...

So, I had two oranges this morning, puked again, then drank some water and felt awesome, and smoked a bowl of weed and a cigarette and felt both better and worse... the weed somehow hit the spot, and so did the cigarette,  but both also made me feel that i was poisoning myself with the smoke... I believe cannabis can be very good medicine, but is better eaten or drunk than smoked...  I recently gave in and got a "Medical Marijuana" letter from my good friend, fellow Columbia grad Dr. Dean Weiss, M.D.  Dr. Dean is a total mensch...  A learned religious Jew, a great physician, and a great man...  Now, the fact that I got a medical marijuana letter does not mean that I am giving up the fight to LEGALIZE ALL DRUGS!!!  Far from it... I just didn't ever want to be in a situation, G-d forbid, where I was somehow busted smoking a grass cigarette without a letter from a doctor... I definitely do not need jail in my life... I will put Dr. Dean's phone number up here soon... He works a! t the Farmacy in West Hollywood, on Santa Monica, just east of Fairfax, every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday, from around noon to eight p.m., on a walk in basis (no appointments I believe)... I think a medical exam  with him costs $150.  All the people who work at the club are just total dolls, and the weed is superior and crystally, with nice red hairs and a skanky dank smell, like a rich fart...

So, the irony is that I have been trying for years to permanently quit all forms of smoking... So, i once made a bet with Dr. Dean that I would quit, then I lost the bet and paid up.. So, we made another bet, about three hours ago, that I will never smoke anything again (with the exception of the rare chance I come upon a joint laced with real D.M.T., the "businessman's hallucinogen", and probably the strongest, cleanest, most natural hallucinogen known to mankind...  maybe I'll get lucky at the Burning Man this year... or maybe I'll join an aborigine tribe in Australia and smoke it daily like morning coffee, before blowing the digeridoo till i trip my balls off... And yes, blowing a wind instrument can make you trip..  I think I once triggered a DMT release in my brain by blowing the shofar (ram's horn used to welcome in the Jewish New Year, and to scare away evil spirits during exorcisms... in ancient times used to gather all the tribes to a central meeting area, launch wa! rs, communicate across mountain ranges, etc..)...  And let me warn you, the headaches can be massive from blowing the shofar, and could i believe possibly trigger a stroke in extreme circumstances, so be careful..  So, the bet is for $180, and it is that I will never smoke anything again (except DMT).  The bet will be evaluated a month from today.  The forever part is up to me... i win the bet by just not smoking for one month!!!   As long as I'm going on a health kick, i think i'll go all the way... as previously announced, i have considered going totally raw vegan for a while.. I might miss the raw fish... i might not!!  i might add raw fish back into my diet, i might not... i'm leaning against it, honestly... the last piece of sushi i had, i was gagging... it was great fish (just $5 for a massive uncut slab of yellowtail from Mitsuwa, on the corner of Venice Blvd. and Centinella, a market I have recently gotten into which will miss my business big time if I go raw!!   A ! totally amazing Japanese market, but not healthy from a raw perspective at all!!  Except for maybe the fish part....)  Yes, I will miss cooked foods, but probably not much.. I mean, been there, done that!!  I will probably miss eggplant parmaigana the most, but I hear that some raw restaurants have variations, like Leaf on Washington does I know (no, I haven't tried raw eggplant vegan parmagiana yet..)  hard to imagine it matching the hot melty cheese, the crisply fried eggplant, the steaming tomato sauce...)... Well, i don't get it much anyway, and i know that the raw foodies say that even a popcorn kernal is massively poisonous if you are raw... now, as to the question of how one could be so disciplined, it really can be easy.. from what i've read raw foodies say on this subject, they could never be as disciplined as they are if they found it to be a burden... but the fact is they are so much healthier and happier from the change that they wouldn't even consider going back... I will report back from my adventures in raw.. the only problem is! , i will never then be able to enjoy a cooked shabbat meal ever again, as they are always cooked up till now (we will all change that together i am sure!)  so if you are reading this and have shabbat meals, for friends, please start having the option of lots of raw organic fruits and veggies so your raw guests will not go hungry, and have to sit there drinking water while everyone else rips into a steaming juicy bird carcass!!!   I will miss matzo ball chicken soup...   not to mention coffee, chocolate, etc... now, if i am getting sick, i reserve the right to bring back the chicken soup, known as the Jewish Penicillin...  i might even bring fried eggs back into my diet.. i might not... we shall see...

I once went raw vegan for four days, and let me tell you, it was awesome!!!  i felt so naturally high, i can barely explain it!  Better than any high I've ever felt (except for dmt, from the rain forest in Australia, which you don't want to be on all the time I would think!!)  On the raw diet, you feel high, light, and emotionally lifted.  you get a buzz and a clarity, like being on natural, healthy speed.  I hear that the raw diet acts like speed in your system, and that you have to sleep very little, and get a constant boner guys.. that's right, you will be hard always.. that's what my women friends who are raw vegan tell me!!  But, unlike being on speed or coke, you will be hard, then come, then get hard quickly again, come again, and so on , and so on, and so on, to quote the faberge organics shampoo ad again!!

As I mentioned, i have been more active than at most parts of my life lately... my favorite sport is still rollerblading, with body-surfing right up there..  the cardio is really from the blading, but I will start swimming much more in the ocean.. if its clean enough for the dolphins, it's clean enuf for mee!!  i will eat raw garlic daily to prevent major sickness, of course!!  i mean there is shmutz in that water... probably some radioactive shmutz too, as well as oil and tar from oil spills i've been seeing on the sand lately... tons of tar from some oil spill... so evil!!    A good friend of mine, Alex in Venice, who runs the HOSTPRO.COM server (maybe it's .net), told me that about 10 years ago, he started testing the sewers in Venice and Santa Monica for radioactivity, and he did find one sewer with high levels of radioactivity, and he reported it to the city, and they scoped out the sewer and caught a hospital dumping their waste there!!  Disgusting and horrible, yes, b! ut true!!  I have my suspicions that this dumping, as well as other environmental hazards, are causing high levels of cancer very locally (Venice and SM)..  This would be an awesome lawsuit if we could find the cause of the poisons, and tie it to elevated levels of cancer locally... which i have recently been told of!!!  So, if any of you want to help me sue them, contact me!  I am a lawyer, and passed the NY bar, and will take the CA one soon... I know I can do some things now, the question is how much, without passing the CA bar exam..  What we learned in law school is that you can file any paperwork, and must only associate with local counsel to appear in court in person...  So, lets start compiling stats on cancer... I bet we could plot cases locally on a map and find some cancer hot spots, then sue the companies responsible!!!  The people behind the corporate pollution would of course be criminally liable for murder and infliction of bodily injury, not to mention perso! nally civilly liable...

Just got new frames for my blades which hold 100 mm wheels, and I am so psyched..  Just had a craving for a cigarette and fought it off.. so the new wheels are so much faster, it's amazing.. actually, to fit the current boot, i went with frames that hold 3 100 mm wheels and one (second from the front) 84 mm wheel.. very fast set up, much faster than my old rig of 5 84mm wheels per skate.  My current boots are falling apart though, and have always hurt me anyways the last 2-3 years, so it might be time to go custom finally... we shall see..

So, I want to sell everything I own, or donate it to charity... I have a massive storage space filled with crap right now, and want to ditch all the crap, aka stuff!!  If you saw the "How Clean Is Your House" episode, which i hear recently aired in England to wide acclaim I hear, then you know I have a lot of stuff... I will start auctioning it off on EBAY soon, a least the furniture and maybe the clothing too!!!  You can e mail me at : fantasy@fantasyfreddy.com with any bids for anything I own..  Bid now here, bid soon on ebay.. all is for sale: the bed of massive crashing metal waves by Claudio, the bookcase of metal waves with glass and lights, by Claudio, the twisted metal lamp by Claudio, the gorgeous teak and hand-stitched leather couch from Thailand (hong kong leather), the viking helmet... all for sale.. start bidding if you want anything!!

Back for just a moment to the subject of famous people I've recently encountered...

I forgot to tell you that I went to talk to a talent agent recently, and it went awesome!!  her name is Francesca, with the Focus agency, and she is really awesome... It was about 60 days ago, and I will tell you more about her later (i checked off modeling and acting, and she said "uh, i can see acting!"... pretty funny shit!)  Anyway, we had an awesome talk, and she really does think i'll be great at acting... i just have to get her the head-shots still.. i had a friend take some shots, then lost the rolls of film... brilliant.. so , after leaving her office in Beverly Hills, I went and had a small, shitty meal somewhere, then went to Mrs. Fields, and had to wait while the man in front of me paid... well, who should it be but Al Pacino... yes, the Al Pacino!!  I shit you not: Scarface Himself aka Tony Montana!!  He gave me a super freaked out look... he was with one of his two new young sons, who was eating an ice-cream cone almost as big as his head!!!  He and the kid wer! e so cute... i didn't want to bother them... also, at first, i knew i recognized pacino, that he was someone famous, but i couldn't place

well, it is 3 am now on Sunday (not sundae, you maniacs)... so I will continue after catching a few hours of sleep on a balcony at an undisclosed location in LA... by the way, i would have driven to Malibu tonight, but couldn't find my glasses and would rather drive with them at night... i think i am getting allergic to being indoors, which is not a bad thing...

more tomorrow... i want to sleep now, which is hard with no crashing waVES!!

SO YOU KNOW: the prayer to say before going to bed, upon waking up, and right before you are about to die is the Shema, the central prayer of Judaism.  It goes: Shema Yisroal Adonai Elohaynu Adonai Echad.  then, you whisper: Baruch shaim kevod malchuto lay-olam va-ed!   more on all this later!

Good night!  f

Sun, May 15, 2005, 4:39:17

OK, still writing away... must get this off soon, as I heard that the LA mayoral election is this coming tuesday, and I still haven't officially endorsed anyone... well, if you couldn't guess, i endorse Villagairosa.  Why?  I bet he'll do a better job than Hahn's been doing!  hassling the poor and homeless has to stop!!  any society must be judged by how it treats its least well off, and LA right now is not looking too compassionate...  they destroyed the boardwalk in venice, and hahn didn't peep!!  The lottery by which spaces are doled out is on the Jewish Sabbath, so Jews who pray in synagogue on shabbat are banned from selling goods for a living on the boardwalk... the muslims, hindus, and christians consider the lottery forced gambling which totally violates their religious convicitons!!   Yes, i and others will sue them (feel free to e me here if you want a little help with the lawsuit!!)...   In the meantime, we really must  just do the right thing and usher in a new e! ra of hope and elect the city's first Hispanic mayor!!  Si Se Puede!!  (Yes, I was at the Caesar Chavez rally about 45 days ago, and it was awesome!!  maybe it was 30 days ago.. whatever!!)  Very exciting to see our city's Hispanic youth charged up about helping the world, improving their own lives, improving the lives of everyone in the world!!  At that crowd, Villagairosa was the big favorite!!  Well, I don 't know too much about these guys, but I do know that a change would be good now, and Hahn should be thrown out for coming up with the airport security boondoggle anyway!!  And, Villagairosa is hungry!!  Hungry to make the city better for all its citizens, not just the wealthiest or English-speaking ones!!  Si Se Puede!!!!!  Go Villagairosa Go!!!

Now, a brief note on drug testing... A good friend of our family , who i think about often, Arthur Lack, once got tested for drugs when a big company bought the newspaper he worked at as a business writer (I think it was the Herald-Tribune)...  He tested positive for opium.  He had to convince them he had never shot up and that he ate a poppy bagel every day, which he did!!  So, each tiny poppy seed has a tiny amount of opium in it!  think about it!  Drug tests are evil, and definitely discriminate against Jewish people, who I would think consume the majority of poppy bagels!!   Maybe America has changed, and all americans consume poppy bagels now!!  still, the tests must go!  And, i forgot the biker's name, who said he has the blood of a phantom twin in his blood...  well, as long as he might be telling the truth, he can't be banned from the sport.. that is obvious!!

More later... shalom shalom!!
baruch hashem!

ps: haven't smoked anything for almost 21 hours now!!!  Feeling awesome... Already saw a lady smoking and wanted to rip the ciggie out of her hands and destroy it!!!  I thought: you are so gorgeous, and you don't like living?  Enjoy life!!!  
I'm definitely going to win that $180... but don't get me wrong, it will be hard!!  I'm sure I will want to smoke soon...  well, i will survive, and persevere, and not smoke!!!  And so will you !!!  I love you all!!
Baruch Hashem!!
Fred

NOW, IT IS TIME for an update of the greatest importance!!!! All is well in Fredland! I am eating well, getting good sun, exercising, about to go for a swim/boogeyboard!! The truth is, it is very gorgeous here in Venice, and life is gorgeous today!! I must mention, I have recently had incredible encounters with a few of my idols, and someone I had never heard of before, but flipped after I found out who they were!!! Drumroll... OK, to start out with, about two months ago, when I was going to the S.M. Hospital to check up on my good and amazing friend Andre Philippe, who thanks to my other good friend, Dr. 
Elly Goldstein, and the fantastic and holy hospital workers, nurses especially, and Andre's other amazing doctors, he has thanks to your prayers had an incredible and miraculous recovery, but at the time I was visiting him in the hospital in Santa Monica and he didn't look that great at the time, but he was definitely hanging in there, and is now even putting on some weight and riding his bike every day, Baruch Hashem!! They are calling him the miracle boy at his doctor's office, so thank you all for all your prayers... you really did help save him miraculously !!! Baruch Hashem!! Anyway, when I was at the hospital, for the last time thank G-d, now that he is on a speedy recovery and cancer-free, thank G-d, BARUCH HASHEM, and THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR PRAYERS!!!!> which HELPED SO MUCH !!!!! ANYWAY, WHO should I see as I was leaving the gorgeous new wing at the cancer hospital, than GEORGE SOROS, the one and only, multi-Billionaire JEWISH MENSCH PHILANTHROPIST AND MORAL FIGHTER FOR FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE GEORGE SOROS!!!! I WAS SO PSYCHED I CAN'T TELL YOU!!! HE IS SO ONE OF MY MAJOR INSPIRATIONS IN LIFE!! WHAT A TOTAL MENSCH!! AFTER HELPING TO BRING DEMOCRACY TO EASTERN EUROPE AND RUSSIA, HE IS ALSO FIGHTING TO "DECRIMINALIZE" DRUGS, MAKE DEATH EASIER AND LESS PAINFUL TO APPROACH, SUPPORTING MOVEON.ORG, AND TO UNSEAT "PRESIDENT" BUSH AND CO. EVERY DAY!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!! WHAT A TOTAL MENSCH!!! AND TO WHATEVER INSURANCE COMPANY OR PRIVATE DONOR WHO HELPED ANDRE GET THE BEST CARE KNOWN TO MANKIND, THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!! HE IS ALIVE THANKS TO ALL YOUR EFFORTS!!

OK, SO BESIDES SEEING THE TOTALLY AWESOME GEORGE SOROS, WHO BY THE WAY LOOKED AT ME WITH A PRETTY FREAKED OUT LOOK BEFORE DUCKING INTO HIS BLACK LEXUS (YES, HE DRIVES!!)...  ANYWAY...

I RECENTLY ALSO SAW THE EDGE OF MASSIVE U2 FAME AND BRILLIANCE ABOUT A MONTH AGO, ABOUT A WEEK BEFORE THE GRAMMY'S, ON SAN VICENTE, GOING EAST FROM THE BEACH, AT A STOP SIGN PILE UP!!  HE WAS IN A PORSCHE, WITH ITS MASSIVE WINDOW OPEN, SITTING THERE WITH HIS BEARD AND SKULL-CAP, NO MUSIC PLAYING, LOOKING AWAY A BIT, !!! HE WAS LOOKING HURT A BIT, AND I REALLY HOPED I HADN'T OFFENDED HIM SOMEHOW!!   I JUST STARED A BIT, THEN I LOOKED TO MY GREAT FRIEND ALLEN ON MY RIGHT, TOLD HIM THAT WAS THE EDGE, THEN HE SAID IT WAS ALSO, THEN I LOOKED BACK AT HIM, THEN I LOOKED FORWARD... TRAFFIC WAS MOVING UP A BIT, SO I STUPIDLY MOVED UP, INSTEAD OF YELLING HELLO!!  HE DID LOOK LIKE HE DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TALK RIGHT THEN THOUGH!!  BUT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE ONLY CHANCE I'LL EVER HAVE TO SAY HELLO, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR LOVE YOU GIVE TO THE WORLD EVERY SECOND!!!  SO, THANK YOU THE EDGE!!  I LOVE YOU, AND THE WHOLE BAND, SO MUCH!!  KEEP IT UP GUYS!!!  YOU ALL SOOOOOO ROCK !!!! L'CHAIM!!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!!!

ALRIGHT... MUST GO NOW,... DAVID IS IN A RUSH... I MUST GO SOON...  ALSO SAW THE PRESIDENT OF BRANDEIS AND HIS WIFE, THE WEEK BEFORE MAURICE GOLDSTEIN GOT INTO THE SCHOOL!!  COINCIDENCE?  I THINK NOT!!!  (REALLY, IT MOST LIKELY WAS A COINCIDENCE!!)...ANYWAY, NOBODY IN SHUL TOLD ME WHO THEY WERE THOUGH TILL THEY HAD LEFT THE SHUL , AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO MEET THEM!!! OH WELL!!!!  THEY DID LOOK LIKE WONDERFUL, LIVELY, LOVING PEOPLE!!!  L'CHAIM!!

SO , MAURICE GOLDSTEIN IS APPLYING TO MANY COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES AS WE SPEAK, AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS KID IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MENSCHEN I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, NOT TO MENTION A TOTAL GENIUS!!  THE WAY HE BEAUTIFULLY, AND RAPIDLY CHANTS THE HEBREW IN SHUL EVERY WEEK, HIS BRILLINT WEEKLY PARSHAS!! HE IS QUITE A YOUNG RABBI, AND OUTSTANDING YOUNG MAN, AND I PRAY THAT HE GETS INTO EVERY COLLEGE HE IS APPLYING NOW TO , AND I APPEAL TO ALL THE ADMISSIONS OFFICERS IN THESE LOFTY UNIVERTIES TO ALL ACCEPT HIM PLEASE!!  HE WILL BE THE BEST ADVANTAGE TO YOUR UNIVERSITY YOU COULD EVER PRAY FOR, I SHIT YOU NOT!!  HE IS SUCH A MENSCH, AS IS HIS WHOLE FAMILY, OF COURSE!!  ANYWAY, I HAVE NEVER IN THESE PAGES MADE SUCH A RECOMMENDATION... JUST, IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU, ACCEPT HIM AT YOUR SCHOOL AND WATCH THE AMAZING RESULTS!!!  YES, HE IS APPLYING TO COLUMBIA COLLEGE, MY ALMA MATER, WHICH I TOLD HIM SO MANY WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT AND HOW MUCH HE WILL LOVE IT THERE, SO I PRAY HE GETS INTO COLUMBIA ESPECIALLY, AS I LOVED IT THERE SO MUCH AND GOT SUCH AND INCREDIBLE AND INVALUABLE AND MORAL EDUCATION, ESPECIALLY FROM THE AMAZING PROFESSOR AND FULBRIGHT SCHOLAR DENNIS DALTON, GANDIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE!!  I RECENTLY DROPPEDIN ON HIS CLASS AND WENT INTO RAPTURE!! HE IS SUCH A GURU FOR LOVE AND PEACE AND ACCEPTANCE I AM CONSTANTLY IN AWE!!  HIS PASSION IS ASTOUNDING AND INSPIRING EVERY SECOND!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
MUST GO FOR NOW!
GOD BLESS YOU!

FREDDY!!
L'CHAIM!!!!!
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PS FORGOT... THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LOT... MUST MAKE A CHOICE FOR MAYOR.. VOTING FOR HERTZBERG!!! L'CHAIM!!! MAZEL TOV!!!! : )
 December 16 2004

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This is end of chanukah special pricing, because these paintings are goin up in price soon!!! Soon to come: prints of the paintings in black light... for now you must buy your own black light, which can also be useful for posters from the 70's, raves, etc.!! Speaking of which, the police are idiotically using the horrible violence at a recent rave, where someone was shot, as an excuse to shut down all parties that get large!! This is just crazy, and must be stopped!! Just because a crazy maniac or two decides to attack kids partying is no reason to shut down all parties, or "raves", just as we didn't close the farmer's markets after that maniac killed and injured so many over a year ago in Santa Monica!!! So, yes, as the Beasty Bosz so eloquently put it, "you gotta fight bam bam for your right bam bam to paaaarrrrrtttttyyyyyyy!!!!! PPPPPAAAAARRRRTTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!" There is nothing wrong with people dancing to music and enjoying being with each other!!! Are they "illegal" as the police charge? Not since dancing is legal!!! Do people use drugs at parties? Sometimes, but not too often. When parents are pushin ritalin, which is speed, on their two year olds, whhich they are, or on their ten or 15 year olds, whittch they are, until these kids twitch , or stop twitchin, or whatever, my point is, well, u get the point!!!!! (if you didn't know, ritalin and ecstacy are almost exactly alike chemically!! Coincidence? I doubt it!!!) I know that some people take ritalin and are thrilled with the results, and I don't want to take away their happiness at their "focus", I just want to encourage people to use other means to focus and get happiness, like exercise!! And love, and making love, and swimming in the ocean!!! and rollerblading!! Anyway, my point is, ritalin and ecstacy are very similar chemically, and in the way they make you feel, I bet (I'd have to do a side by side test to be sure!! Sounds like fun!! No, i'm kidding kids, i won't do the cool aid test...) Anyway, they are similar. And parents encourage kids to believe that a pill will make them feel better, and then force them to take pills to be "allowed" to stay in schools, then, when they get older and go to parties and take ecstacy to try to feel better (which won't work, but might be dangerous), we as a society lock them up and throw away the key!!! When ecstacy has been used "successfully" in psychiatry, so actually could be good medicine for some people, meaning mabye it does make some people feel better sometimes... still, too dangerous to do, as I would bet ritalin is too!!! But you don't see parents going to jail for drugging their kids with ritalin, do you?? Or politicians for pushing principals to push teachers to push kids until they feel that to "perform" they must take drugs, which probably won't even help!! Now, I believe add is a bullshit way to describe someone, but if anyone meets the description, it's moi!!! But I made it through pre-school, kindergarten, elementary school, junior high all in Worcester Mass, then, onto Exeter, Columbia, Georgetown law without taking one pill to help me do better, and I did incredibly well. I even did the best in the city one year on a "standardized test" and always did incredibly well on those without one pill! I just practiced for them as they got harder, like the PSAT, the SAT, the LSAT!! Everyone knows that they could get a perfect score with extra time, so granting some students extra time is just so unfair!!! The tests are unfair, and i don't believe they should be used at all, but extra time for some is just so wrong!! And I am very angry that the tv show how clean is your house on lifetime used me as some poster boy to sell speed... very angry!!!

OK, only have a few minutes, so must say all I can as quickly as possible!! So, I hear that there is now a court ordered recount about to happen in OHIO, but that the ELECTORAL COLLEGE will be meeting on MONDAY, BEFORE THE RECOUNT EVEN STARTS, to RATIFY THE RESULTS OF THE ELECTION BEFORE THE RECOUNT CAN HAPPEN!!!!! First of all, many were excluded from voting, who will never be included in a recount!! That includes those "convicted of felonies" and those who the voting registrars could find any excuse to exclude, such as, "a dorm room doesn't count as a legal residence"!!! BULLSHIT!!!! OF COURSE A DORM ROOM IS A LEGAL RESIDENCE!!! and other reasons, like WHATEVER!!!!!!!! You get the point!! We must demand that the ELECTORAL COLLEGE at least wait till the recount is done, and the electronic voting machines can be stripped down and the code examined, as well as testimony of those working for those companies testifying as to illegal instructions to rig the machines!! This guy DIEBOLD's statement about doing anything possible to insure BUSH "WINS" is probable cause to investigate a crime, and to truly doubt the results of this election!!! If this investigation finds that there was any fraud, then Kerry would win because he only conceded the election because he was fooled by a massive conspiracy, so Kerry would win!!! If he still conceded it, then whomever was next in line would win!! Maybe Baby and I are the next presidents!! We will keep you informed!! 
It's time to march in the streets!! That is the only thing that will force the govt to truly examine this election and determine how much fraud there really was!!! GOOD LUCK TAKING TO THE STREETS!! BABY AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!
	 Meanwhile, in Venice, the cops are destroying the boardwalk with a scheme to pay the city, and enter a lottery system to get assigned a space if lucky, to change each month!!! This will totally destroy the random joy street fair of the boardwalk and turn it into a jail!!!! total evil!!!! we all must prevent them from doing this!!! PLEASE HELP HOWEVER YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE SPEECH IS AT STAKE!!! NOT TO MENTION JOY AND LOVE!!! LOVE, FREDDY AND BABY!!! SHABAT SHALOM!!!!!!
AND TO GENINE GARRAFALO, BRAD ROWE (HER CO-STAR IN AN UPCOMING MOVIE CALLED "NADINE'S ADVENTURES IN DATELAND" COMING UP IN APRIL ON THE OXYGEN NETWORK, AND ALL ON THE SET I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! GENINE SAID SHE BELIEVES THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN BY BUSH, THAT KERRY WON, AND CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE AREN'T IN THE STREETS OVER THIS!!!! I SADLY BELIEVE THAT IS OUR ONLY OPTION RIGHT NOW!!! I AGREE!!! HAPPY CHANUKAH!!!!! SHABAT SHALOM!!!
NATAN
 
 I am about to vote, and before doing so (and spending at least an hour
reading the initiatives, etc.!), then driving old people who can't move to
vote, I hope! If they want!! Anyway, must do a final post! Must address
Kerry and Israel, quick!!
Obviously, I am Jewish, and pro-Israel, and pro-Kerry! And many other
Jews are too! Being pro-Israel does not mean being pro-Bush, no matter
what some might try to lead you to believe!! World war, and one in which
many Muslims are targeting Jews specifically, does NOT help Jews, it hurts
us, and Israel! I mourn and cry every day about the murders of innocent
Jews every day!! And Of innocent Muslims, and everyone else too! And I
know that the only way for there to be peace is to try to chill out on the
killing, which I believe is what Kerry wants to do, if at all possible!! 
Still, I incredibly deeply believe in Israel's right to exist, in peace,
forever, and for Jews and all people of peace and love and all people in
the world to have love forever... what I mean is, this killing is getting
out of control, and try to make some peace with everyone in Israel, and in
the whole world also!! Darfur is just a horror now, with massacres
reminiscent of Nazi Germany's attack on the Jews, Gypsies, etc.!! Not to
mention the AIDS plague stealing God's beautiful lives daily!!! So, yes,
we have our work cut out for us, but voting for Bush will only make things
worse!! Attacking Iraq didn't help Israel much, as Hussein would have
never have been so stupid after his first loss to Kuwait (and big friend
USA), to attack Israel!! But now there is a lot more anti-Jewish hatred
in the world, hurting us all worldwide!! I believed in WWII deeply,
although I wish the killing camps and rails had been taken out when being
built!! And I thank God that the USA entered and won that war!!! Thank
God!!! Still, this is a very different situation, and here Bush is looking
more like the maniac Hitler!! I am sure John Kerry, who is I hear is
Jewish and Catholic!, will stick by Israel and her right to exist and
defend herself however she must, as I hear John Edwards passionately
evoked in his debate with Dick!! Kerry will always stick by Israel, I am
sure!! So, the choice is clear now, dictatorship or freedom!! Bush stole
the last election!! Now, we have electronic machines everywhere, which are
even easier to rig!!!!!! No , we all must come out a nd vote today, and
vote for Kerry, as a means of recapturing democracy, and ending this
Crusade against the Muslims before we are all overtaken with constant
WORLD WAR!!! Teresa Heinz Kerry I know also deeply loves Israel, and will
always support and love Israel, as she does all people of the world!!!
Peace and love in!!
I love you all!!! Haleluya!! L'Chaim!!! Mazel Tov!!!! SHALOM!!!!
Freddy and Baby
ps.: one final thing about 9/11 and why I blame Bush and the Republicans,
especially "kenneth starr" and crew!! Besides being ill-prepared for
9/11, the Republicans are to blame for publicizing the Monica and Bill
story!! When the Muslim radicals heard that a hot, zaftig, Jewish girl
was blowing the President Bill Clinton, while he was on the phone with the
hairy, ugly Yassir Arafat, they lost it and decided that diplomacy wasn't
going to work!! That is my gut feeling, and I blame the Republicans, and
especially those maniacs who supported and lead and participated in that
"investigation" which was much more like the INQUISITION!!! Truly,
exactly!!! Sure people knew there was probably somethin goin on in the
oval office!!! But they kept quiet in the interests of national security
and prestige, not to mention the concept of privacy!!! But no, Bush and
the Republicans had to go after Bill and Monica in a modern WITCH HUNT!!! 
So , YES, I definitely blame Bush and the Republicans for 9/11!! They
could have let them have their love affair in peace, not making her "best
friend Linda" a wired cia/fbi/special forces SPY!!!!! "Save the dress
dear!!" Save the dress my ass!!! They are truly disgusting! Then, the
"Butterfly Ballott Bullshit" in Florida!! The problem with Florida was
that people took a good system, the punch system, and abused it to make it
easy to vote for Buchanan instead of Gore, then abused the "voters" by not
giving them a new ballott if they wanted one, not to mention purging the
polls of whomever they wanted!! Then the SUPREME COURT stopping the
recount!! No wonder "Justice" Rehnquist got thyroid cancer! God is
trying to shut him up!! Anyway, yes, democracy was stolen!! Now, we're
stealing it BACK!!! TODAY!!! NOW!! L'Chaim!!!!!! LOVE FOREVER!!!!
Kerry and Edwards (and Mrs. Heinz) for President!!!!
Yeah!!!
 
 
 
 
Nov. 1st!! I was just in DC and NY, campaigning for Kerry!!! I had to
face the fact I was losing, and it was shaping into a race between good
and evil, right and wrong, freedom and slavery!!! So, I vote for freedom,
and I pray we all do tomorrow!! Yes, I want to end the war tomorrow and
Kerry isn't talking about that, yes I want to end the war on drug users
tomorrow and free all such non-violent convicts from jail!!! And Kerry
isn't talking about these important things!!! But, the game is up, and we
can fight on another day, but to help preserve that right to fight for a
better day, I now believe we must throw our support behind John Kerry and
team to preserve the right to fight for a better world another day!!! 
They will bring a new world of freedom, versus a world under a ruthless
dictator named Bush!!! So, I am praying hard that John, John, Teresa,
etc. win tomorrow, BIG TIME!!! Bush STOLE the last election, so voting
for Kerry is voting for democracy!!! It's showing the dictator he can't
steal it twice and get away with it!!! It means a massive turnout tomorrow
for Kerry, and being psyched about it, and reminding your friends to
vote... tomorrow we must all vote, and I PRAY WE ALL VOTE FOR KERRY!!!!! 
I was friends with his wife Mrs. Heinz Kerry and stepson Andre many years
ago, and they are the most amazing loving caring brilliant people I have
ever met, by far!!! So, I can't say enough amazing things about them!! 
They have spent their lives making the world a more loving, healthy place
for all people, animals, and plants, and I'm sure they will continue to do
so a billion times better when they are running the show after tomorrow,
bringing democracy back to a nation built on the love of democracy!!! 
Breaking away from dictators!! Fighting only when necessary, not when
Bush wants to!!! They have brought such light to the world, I am sure
they will continue to!!! Kerry is amazing, and a billion times better
than Bush!! I do believe deeply in preserving the fight for libertarian
values, but the fight can go on another day!!! For now, let's get Bush
out and Kerry in!!!! I love you all!! I am praying so hard Kerry and
team win tomorrow!!! God willing, and all of us willing, he will, and we
will!!! Baruch Ha Shem!!! Love, Fred

P.S.

I forgot to mention, the VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE Hella Winston, the
brilliant gorgeous shining light Hella Winston, is off the ticket, having
decided she does not think that 13 year-olds are or can become responsible
enough to be legally responsible for themselves!!! We disagreed, so she's
off the ticket!! I still love her, and understand that she disagreed with
me enough on this point to drop off the ticket!!! She is writing a thesis
on one or two small chasidic communities in NY, and I think that she feels
that women should not be married at that age... What she doesn't realize
is that really, giving 13 year olds rights would not only legally enable
them to be in loving marriages, it would enable them to get out of abusive
relationships, often from a father or stepfather... SO, things are not as
simple as they look!! 13 year olds and up are fooling around, that's just
reality... they should just legally be allowed to vote, marry, have
families.. it is only right!!! The voting age is 18, which is way too
high as one can go and fight in the army at that age!!! We better never
have a draft again!!! But even without a draft, it is only right to allow
younger adults to vote, as they would be the first ones to fight... Age of
18 to fight, and 18 to vote is insane!!! Has to be 13 to vote if young
people are demographically ever to have control of their lives... Not to
mention... IT is only right to let young adults be EMANCIPATED!!!!!!! It
is ONLY RIGHT!!!!! they need FREEDOM, NOT SLAVERY!!!!! Rights , not
control!!!! The right not to go to high school, as well as the right to
go to college and even grad schoo1!!!!!!! The right to get married, or
start a career!!! The right to leave an abusive household, and not be
forced into an evil foster home!!!
Also, I believe in ending all standardized tests, as these are an abusive
tool used to control students also! OF COURSE STUDENTS MUST LEARN TO
READ, WRITE, AND DO MATH, but these STRICT TESTS WITH TRICKY QUESTIONS ARE
INSANE!!! STOP WITH THIS 1950'S MENTALITY THAT INTELLIGENCE CAN BE
TESTED... THAT IS A NAZI CONCEPT TOO!!! AND IT CAN'T BE TESTED!!!! 
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!! SO STOP WITH THESE MIND GAMES, AND LET KIDS BE
FREE!!!! SURE TEACH THEM TO READ, WRITE, DO MATH, BUT THE REST, THIS
INTENSE CONTROL, GIVE IT A REST!!! THIS TRYING TO GUAGE PEOPLE TO MEASURE
THEIR ABILITIES IS JUST BULLSHIT!! MORE LATER... THESE TESTS ARE JUST
MEANS OF CONTROL.. AS ARE THESE HORRIBLE LAWS NOT LETTING TEENAGERS BE
LEGALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEMSELVES, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE NOW OFTEN HELD
RESPONSIBLE AS ADULTS IN CRIMINAL MATTERS, AND THE COURT IS CURRENTLY
DEBATING THE LEGALITY OF EXECUTING THEM!!! MY POINT IS, OF COURSE THEY
ARE ADULTS, AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH IN EVERY WAY SHAPE AND FORM!!! 
AND YES, THE DEATH PENALTY IS IMMORAL AND SHOULD CERTAINLY BE ILLEGAL, AS
MURDER IS WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!! PEACE OUT!!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! 
ALWAYS!!!
Well, for now this is the fight for KERRY OR BUSH, RIGHT OR WRONG, FREEDOM
OR SLAVERY!!! PEACE OR WAR!!!! CHOOSE FREEDOM!!!! CHOOSE PEACE!!!! 
CHOOSE KERRY!!!! FREDDY AND BABY WILL RUN ANOTHER DAY!!!!!
I LOVE YOU ALL!!! SHALOM!!! FREDDY AND BABY!!!
 
Bush really did sound like a Nazi in the last debate.. he spoke about an
acievement gap by minorities!! He really does believe in a superior
Nordic race i believe!!! Well that as well as his anti-pacifist speaking
really does give away his Nazi leanings!! That is what I'm feeling right
now!! So, peace in!!!! Peace in !!!!!!! Love in!!!!! Kerry and Teresa
in!!!!!!!! love, Freddy and Baby, and team
 
 10/27/04

Fantasy Freddy and Baby throw the race to Kerry and Edwards and Teresa!!!!!!  We are upset to throw it, but realize that we have not even registered in the polls yet, but will soon, but in the meantime, this is right now a two person race, between Kerry and Bush, and Kerry, Edwards, and Mrs. Heinz are a million, sorry, billion, ways better than Bush, who is no better than a NAZI  as far as I can see right now!!  I mean bombing buildings filled with people, even hitting outdoor wedding ceremonies it appears, as well as the horrors of Abu Ghraib!!!!  I mean REALLY!!!!!!  These people are totally sick, and gotta go now!!!!  
	The record is totally clear, that Bush has launched a world war without purpose, while we could have gotten by with just a message of love, and taken out say the 100-200 close troops he had.  I mean, the picked highjackers were flipping out, getting drunk in a bar, yelling in Arabic, refusing to pay a bill until the cops were almost called!!!!  I mean, those "training camps" in Afghanistan might have just been schools and universities!!  We will never know!!  But what we do know is that Bush allowed twenty guys with boxcutters to start a world war!!!!  Now the war has been fought, and it appears won in Afghanistan (or largely), and lost in Iraq!!!!  So time to pull out!!  This is about getting people to love and not want to kill us, so might as well stop killing right now to promote that!!!  Yes, we want them to institute a loving society there!!!  But it is hard to do anything when people don't stop killing us every day, because we are killing them every day!!!  If we just back out now, the killing might continue, but we will not be a part of it!!  Just because people want to own arms does not mean they want to export a war!  What I mean is I would think that people there just want us out of their lives, and there is no real risk of an exported land attack.  Random murder sprees by Muslims might continue, so we will all will have to be hyper-vigilant!!! And, of course, we want to prevent random murder sprees by Christians and Jews too!!  Killing is to be avoided at all costs, of course!!!  The only question is when is it necessary as self defense!  Well, for now, a truce would be in order I would think!!  We just stop killing on all sides immediately!!!  It's the best Baby and I can think of !!!  I mean, the killing has to stop now!  All else is irrellevant!!  If we want peace to be a reality, we just have to pray for it every second, and make it a part of our lives every second!!  Helping others however we can, of course!!  But doesn't food, hospital care, electricity, water, help a lot more to get people to like you than shooting!!  I mean really!!!  Very easy choice!!!  
	Now, Kerry has not said he will pull out tomorrow!  Which I think would be better, by far!!! But, he said within four years the troops would be out!! Now, that is better than forever, which I think is Bush's plan!!  And of course, Kerry has talked about continuing the waR on drugs, which is really just a war on loving Americans who have a taste for some exotic herbs, or special recipes even!!  Would I recommend getting addicted, or even using "drugs"?  Not really, usually... depends on who when where what etc...  But usually, intense health is best, of course!!!  But as to legality, no, that is just cruel.  We must overturn those laws, as well as release those in jail for non-violent drug offenses, of course!!!  As to all other people in jail, all I have to say about this whole subject is, and this is harsh, but totally the truth is that Bush stole the election, then appointed judges, who therefore are illegal judges, to the court!  Then, he had his "justice department" and "law enforcement" spy on all the people and political activists and even real political office holders of the "loyal opposition" and had these Democrats or political activists even arrested under the pretense of extreme bullshit!!! It's BUSH SHIT!!!!  And it must end!!! ON THE PLANE, a man sitting next to me, who I believe really supported the campaign, and I know I heard "BUSH CAN LICK MY ASS" on his MP3 player, he asked me if I thought Bush was like Hitler!  Well, I hesitated, but the point is, well, this killing is uncalled for now, so yes!!  So, Kerry will continue the killing for I guess four years!!  If necessary!!  If Kerry is elected, of course, we might just get peace over there!!! It would be nice!!! Maybe!!! If not, he will get closer than Bush!!! I just worry that he is talking about getting together a far larger international force in there, and not getting out!!!  If they don't want us there, why stay???  These psychos did bomb the UN building, killing many amazing people/angels, and are threatening to behead a Western Christian woman because she had a local Muslim husband I heard, a nurse who worked with paraplegic Iraqi children for decades I heard!!! Well, we shall see!!  I heard that!!!  Anyway, more on that later,

For now, it is Kerry (Meaning John, Teresa, John, his wife, and all their children, and loved ones), versus Bush and his army of true believer psychopaths!!  He really does remind me of Hitler!!  Anyway, Baby and I are losing ri ght now, and love Kerry over Bush and torturer team!!  So enough already!!!  It's time we throw out the dictator, and institute a government filled with lots more love, that of Kerry and the loving team!!!! Yeah!!!  Go John!!  Go Teresa!!!!  Go John, Chris, and Andre!!!  Sen. Heinz would be proud of you all today, and thrilled you are all keeping his spirit of love and joy and peace and prosperity alive forever!!!!  Thank G-d for you all!!  I pray for your success every second now!!!  I really do!!!  I was even campaigning in NY for you, although you do seem to have it sealed up there, not to mention here in LA too!!!!  And I bet in Louisiana too, as well as everywhere else in the country too by now!!!  Even if people did like Bush for a while, they now realize he was just duping them!!  Well, his lies and evil will not continue any more, thank G-d!!!  We will all pray, and drive our friends who can't walk if necessary (we should all look into doing that NOW), and beat the DICTATOR WARMONGER NOW!!!!  BRING IN PEACE!!! BRING JOHN AND TERESA AND TEAM!!!!!!!!  BRING LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BRING LOVE BRING LOVE BRING LOVE BRING LOVE BRING LOVE BRRRRRRRRRRING LLLLLLLLOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, just got a few more minutes to type, and it has been soo long, and David will not be able to update before the election, so it is time for me to drop my legalistic/accounting nuclear bomb on the campaign...  There is no more money in the federal treasury...

that's right:
		THERE IS NO MORE MONEY IN THE 			FEDERAL RESERVE BANK!!!!  THERE IS NO MORE MONEY LEFT TO FIGHT A WAR, SO WE MUST FIGHTING IMMEDIATELY AND FOCUS ON HOME!!!

Why you might ask?  Well, in addition to the TAX CUTS that BUSH instituted purposely to many of the largest corporations and wealthiest Americans, I recently managed to carry back my stock losses three years.  How?  Well, I was a securities trader, made and lost three fortunes.  I carried the losses back three years, saying that was my business, as it was.  Before doing so, I refiled for 1998, in 2001 (switching my designation to day trader from individual investor for those years)... then the irs sent me a bill for several thousand dollars I did not have, then put a lien on me for that amount, , then in 2002 I filed for 1999, 2000, 2001, showing them that all the taxes I paid in 1998 and 1999 were erased by losses in 2000, so I was owed a refund of the taxes paid that year.  To qualify as a business, it must be your main source of income for a while I believe.  Also, for some reason, it helps with the tax code to be a trader rather than an investor.  You would have an argument that you were trading if you sold a security within a year of buying it, I believe.  Writ large, this can erase large amounts from the feds, transferring it to the state treasuries, credit cards, and accountants!!  No more money for war now!!!  Yeahh!!!!!

Gotta go now, as Dave the web guy is leaving!!  I pray you all get out and VOTE FOR KERRY on NOVEMBER 2ND!!!  PLEASE, for the good of the WORLD!!!

PS:  Went to my law school reunion (10th, at Georgetown) a few weeks ago, and floored them with my life story, then went on to NY to visit and send my love to all (and got a lot too!!)...  sat in on a class with DENNIS DALTON at BARNARD, which was incredible!!! He is so awesome and inspiring, keeping up the good fight for peace day by day minute by minute, student by student!!  A gandhian, a Fullbright Scholar, a mensch among men!!!  
And those bright bubbly students everywhere!!!  And the NAKED RUN at MIDNIGHT at COLUMBIA!!!!  You all so rock!!!  (OK, it was midterms, and not all looked so bubbly, but still!!!)...
Hang in there kids!!!  A new daay is coming, with John Kerry and Teresa Heinz Kerry in charge!!!!!!!!  Just vote, and remember to visit your local nursing home or hospital and ask if anyone needs to be pushed to the polls!~!!!!!!!
WE love you all!'
Freddy and Baby!!!

August 5, 2004

Hello American Citizens of the World and Universe!!!   Shalom Shalom Shalom!!  It�s been a while since the last campaign update, so there is a lot of ground to cover, and very little time, as I don�t want to bore you TOO much!!

Many concerned citizens, including one of my own parental units and a couple who moved into the apartment across the hall from me, have encouraged me to DROP OUT of the Presidential Campaign because they want Kerry to win SO BAD, and want the dictator El Presidente Bush to lose SO BAD, and are worried that my campaign will siphon votes from Kerry to me, leaving Bush to either steal it like last time or maybe even actually win outright!!!  Believe me and Baby (my incredible cute doggie co-candidate cared for by awesome psychotic twisted psychedelic black light artist Kenny Scharf, of Whitney Biennial fame), we would NEVER NEVER  want to help the maniac 
Bush in any way shape or form!!

August 9, 2004
And, given the choice of the incredible Teresa Heinz Kerry and John Kerry OR THE DICTATOR BUSH, of COURSE the obvious choice is Teresa and John!!!!  But, Baby and I ARE STILL in the race until, if a week before the election we are down in the polls, we will throw our support to Kerry then!!  So, ALL OF YOU out there, speak out now for Freddy and Baby to the pollsters so we can END THE WAR NOW, and get on with the business of ending all �consensual crimes� (�crimes� where both people involved in a situation are happy with the situation, yet both go to jail� like buying a joint of weed or something� nutso!!!  So, no, we can�t bow out YET, unless all the chips are down� until then, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!

SPECIAL UPDATE!!!!
I saw John Kerry�s speech live, and was impressed, inspired, and blown away!!  If it is not going to be me and Baby, which I will still campaign tirelessly for, then, I am would be ecstatically happy if it was John and Teresa!!!!!  But, though, he is still not talking about ending the war immediately, or about legalizing drugs, etc., so we must keep up the good fight till the very end!!  He does sound awesome though, inspiring, and way way way way way way way way WAY better than EL JEFE BUUSH!!  No matter what Brittney Spears says, I do NOT support �OUR PRESIDENT� right now, and I can�t wait till him and his cronies are begging Halliburton for job postings outside of the Middle East!!!!

NOW, ONTO TERESA HEINZ KERRY!!!!
I just saw the DVD of her I got in the mail� SO SUPUR INCREDIBLE!!!!  WE LOVE TERESA!!!  L�CHAIM!!!  WOOF!!!  (that was from Baby)�  She is so awesome!!!  Totally awesome!!  Brilliant, fierce, loving, amazingly generous, and will do a great job running the world with John and John!!!  If I Baby and I lose, but Teresa and John win, Baby and I will still be super stoked�

UPDATE:
Loved the Rainbow Gathering big time!!  I highly recommend it.   Just bring a water filter, please!!!  GO early and go often and go forever� just GO!!!  Check out future or current (Quebec) GATHERings at www.welcomehome.org� WELCOME HOME!!!!

The Burning Man is coming up, so drop everything and run to the BURN.. Tickets are 250 dollars now I hear� Well, there is infrastructure, etc� Just sell the kids, and GO!!!!  Bring your love and spread it, because there are no observers, and no I�m sorry�s at the Burn!!!  Just don�t hurt anyone so you don�t have to apologize!!!!

I just got a half an hour more to write, so I�m going to write all I can until I can�t think of anything else to say�

So, as to the big issue of the day, whether we should really have U.S. soldiers overseas, I really don�t see why this should be necessary at this day and age� America should be happy to do a good job of defending our own borders.  That should be our primary concern.  And of course, we should do our best to be on peaceful loving terms with all nations of the world!   As to Al Quaeda, G-d willing they finally recognize that killing often starts a vicious cycle which is hard to stop!!

The locals in countries like Afghanistan and Iraq should be able to guarantee safe elections in these countries!!  Just arm all the citizens!!  They�ll handle it from there!!  G-d willing, arms won�t be needed to guarantee safe elections, but they probably will�

As to whether BUSH et al knew that Iraq and Afghanistan would shake down as they have, I totally believe they knew that the current situation was a strong possibility, if not a probability!  Everyone, including me and Baby and Evita, was telling them that this would be an ongoing mess!  They knew this was possible, fer shur!!!  I believe that Bush, Cheney, and the rest of those pricks like �CONDI� Rice and Colonoscopy Powell knew that even if the U.S. didn�t pull off �nation building,� at least we�d kick some SERIOUS ASS!!!!  SOLDIERS are DYING every day, and new ones are signing up I am sure, so they can KICK SOME MORE ASS!!!!  SO, I bet that the kill ratio is something like 100 to 1, so there could be 100,000 dead Iraqis!!!  WHOA!!!  Even if you once supported this war, isn�t that REALLY ENOUGH ASS-KICKING, MURDERING, AND MAIMING ALREADY PEOPLE????!!!!!  DYANU!  AS we sing on Passover, �Elu hotzi, Hotzi anu, hotsi anu me mitzryim, hotsi anu, me mitzraim, DYANU!!!�  (I once sang that with THE SANDRA BERNHARD in front of 1000 people at Columbia in 1990!!!!  A night to remember!!  She is so HOT!!)  I�ll rerecord that one� anyway�
Gotta go deliver this to awesome Dave Kadsion the web guy, aka galacticdrifter.com, so he can beam me up!!!  Have a HAPPY SIT!! Love, Freddy and Baby!!

You ROCK Mrs. Heinz Kerry, Sen. Kerry, Andre, Chris, and John (and Sen. Heinz)!!!  Mazel Tov on an amazing convention!  You have inspired the world!!  L�Chaim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We can take America back from the terrible tyrants, and make our nation and world better than they have ever been, with all living in peace, well fed, well educated, well housed (or tented or RV�d), and well taken care of medically!!

Now, I must vent on an issue which has taken precedence in my friend Andre�s life, the issue of living in an R.V.!!  Andre is and old hilarious singing acting Jewish guy from Brooklyn, who was once huge in the nightclub scene (he sang at some club that was BIGGER than the COPA CABANA when the COPA CABANA was the legend that BARRY MANILOW sang about�)  (For you youngens who were not around when Barry Manilow topped the charts, he sang, �At the COPA, COPA CABANA, We Fell in LOVE�� )  (No, that is not like falling in shit!!)  (And remember kids, Baby and my political party is not Democratic or Republican, but the LOVE PARTY!!!  As Lenny Kravitz would say, �We�ve got to Let Love Rule!!!�  Go Lenny, Go Lenny!!!!  I saw you live for the Ryan Seacrest show Lenny!!!!  You so rock man!!!  Keep up the good fight!!  I�d love to hang out some time, and trade notes�)
Anyway�  (And no, I do NOT �Have A.D.D.!!)
So, Andre Phillippe, aka Andre Cooper, aka Andre Coopershinsky, who is adorable, and has photos of him and Marilyn hanging out, and knows EVERY ONE of the Psalms by King David BY HEART, 
Andre�s RV was towed, with all his stuff in it!  The sad thing is, he has no where to go!!!  It does now look like an older couple from the synagogue will let him live in a room in their house for no money, thank G-D, and he will not be homeless anymore�  YEAH!!!  But, the cops towed the RV, after giving it a �72 hour notice�, in less than 24 hours!  For those of you who don�t know, there is a new, unposted rule relating to parking in LA, and that rule is that even if you park in a space that says you don�t have to move for a week for street cleaning, or at all if there�s no such sign, you STILL are only allowed to park in a space for 72 hours!!!  This rule is being enforced solely to prevent people from living in their vehicles, and not moving.  The problem is, Andre took his Mercedes into a wall a few weeks ago because he lost it for a second and hit the gas and not the brakes and broke a few ribs.  (The accident was a miracle, because when he was in the hospital they found out he had two kinds of cancer and cut out a huge tumor from his gut�)..   My point is, even if Andre got the RV out of impound, because of the 72 hour rule, he would have to keep moving it all the time, which at his age is not probably the best idea for the safety and well-being of him or the general public!!!!  (Although he is a lot healthier now than when the accident happened, thanks to Dr. Uyeda and all the loving caretakers and healers at ST. JOHN�S HOSPITAL in Santa Monica, and at the Screen Actor�s Guild!!!)  Sooo, by enforcing this �72 hour rule�, cops are �cracking down on RV�s�, and making old poor people drive these monstrocities when they shouldn�t be driving AT ALL!!!  The only solution is to allow people to park their RV�s and not move them as long as they are not bothering people� This will prevent old drivers from endangering the rest of us� That and annual driving tests, which really should be instituted annually for everyone!!!  That is really the only way people can be safe!  And, it is really evil to enforce this 72 hour rule, because even if you move to anywhere WITHIN A FEW MILES of where you get the 72 hour notice you can be towed and impounded!!!  That�s right, you can�t just pull to the next space, or around the block!!!  You are banned from a radius of several miles (I�m not sure how many exactly!!) when you get one of these notices!!  You are effectively told to leave the neighborhood!!!  And, if you come back a week or two later, they might tow and impound the vehicle and say they were enforcing the notice of a week or two earlier!!!  My point is, this is totally immoral, and I am sure illegal, and must be stopped immediately!!!!  From what I understand, it has now been made a crime in LA to even SLEEP in a vehicle!!  So, it is officially A CRIME to have NO MONEY!!!  How evil!!  How horrible!!!  Police should stop hassling people who have so little money they have to sleep in a car, SUV, minivan, or RV!!!  And they should stop banning people from neighborhoods, and making them go homeless if they can�t get the vehicle running, just because they are poor!!  Andre got lucky will be getting a room soon, it appears, thank G-d (I will keep you updated..)..  Many others aren�t so lucky, and end up on the streets when their RV is towed.  Stop the insanity!! Let people in RV�s, Hondas, etc., live in peace!!!  And stop making them move around, as this could really constitute a danger to the public with some of these drivers!!!  If the RV gets towed, many people end up sleeping on the streets or the beach, then arrested for doing so, then in jail for the rest of their lives possibly, getting arrested for vagrancy!!  Is this really the best America can be?  I don�t think so!!!  Let�s allow people some degree of autonomy and respect and allow them to sleep in their vehicles people!!  I mean really, this COULD BE YOU SOME DAY facing this VERY SAME SITUATION!!!  And NEVER FORGET IT!!!
On that happy note, L�Chaim, Baruch Hashem, and see you soon at the Burning Man, and then when I hit the road in my Veggie car with speakers mounted to the roof  (Baby will be safely hidden in an undisclosed doggie bunker somewhere beneath her caretaker Kenny Scharf�s studio in Culver City )!!!  Until then, Don�t do anything I wouldn�t do.  
And, probably you shouldn�t do half the things I have, but hey, we only go around once, right?  All right, we�ll anser that last question in the next post�
P.S.:  I forgot to mention, I and my messy apartment have been selected by the Lifetime Network and by the producers of �American Idol� (Yes, the implications are shocking�), to get an extreme makeover of my apartment by two English grandmas and a cleaning crew!!!  Yes folks, reality TV has finally sunk low enough to brave entering my apartment to videotape teams of scientists doing experiments on my phlegm balls, hair balls, carpet stains, mattress stains, dead worms stuck to kitchen walls, etc.!!  I shit you not!!!  You heard it here first!!!  Two older British women are jetting to America as we speak to chew out Fantasy Freddy for living in a shithole!!!  On videotape for millions of enraptured viewers to vomit to!!!!  God Bless America!!!!  God Bless Queen!!!!!  �Weeee ARE the CHAMPIONS,  My FRIENDS�.. and WE�LL keep on FIGHTING till the END�. WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, NO TIME FOR LOSERS, CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS� OF THE WORLD!!!!!!  We love you FREDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!   We love you QUEEN!!!  And GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!  
All together now:  THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND, THIS LAND IS MY LAND�
I pray this song hasn�t been banned as Communist or Kerry or Freddy propaganda yet!!  It was once taught in public schools, I can tell you!!!
Now, I bet it�s just banned by the F.C.C.
Love you all!!
FF+B

END AUG 5, 04 #####
  
  Legalize Everything!!!!
Freddy and Baby Campaign Update!!!!
06.28.04
We are still in the race, and now it is just down to me and Baby, Kerry and Bush.  (We beat all those other "democratic contenders" sitting down!)...  (Baby, as you will find out soon as you read on, is the super-cute doggie owned by super-incredible super-famous psychedelic activist artist Kenny Scharf)...  Yes, I know the election is coming up, but I still truly believe that Baby and I still have a chance to win this election, because it only takes a second or less to change one's mind, and there are several months left till this election!!!

Why we should and will win:

We are the only major candidates with this unique mix of being against all war, pro-Israel, and against government intrusion in our lives of any sort!!  We believe the government should be here to help our lives if we really need it (like for instance for a free sleeping bag and tent or van and some food if someone doesn't have those things and is on the edge of survival)...  And doubling the minimum wage (not just a 35% increase as Kerry talks about!!)...  Before we go on any further about any of our grand plans, the main thing is to STOP THIS CRAZY WAR NOW!!!!

Yes, that means pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq immediately!!

Some people say, "Well, we shouldn't have gone into Iraq, but now that we are there, we have to finish the job... It is a hotbed of terrorists over there!"  My response is:

Yes, the U.S. made a bad mistake going into Afghanistan and way worse in going into Iraq!!  These were countries filled with populations who had no real ill will towards us or the rest of the world, but with people in positions of power who mostly liked to talk a lot of shit about the rest of the world...  Now, they are filled with people who hate us immensely, but in the near term are mostly scared for their lives and safety!!!  As for 9/11, all I can say is, I was flying armed for FOUR YEARS before 9/11 anticipating such an attack, and anyone who was flying unarmed really dropped the ball in this case!!!  By armed, I mean I had a small 2" blade, a bigger 4" blade, and pepper spray on every flight, with my hands on the weapons, ready to rock!!!  It was very easy to do!!!  (Carried them on in side pocket of carryon luggage, and transferred them to my pockets before sitting down!)...  Once I accidentally brought on the pepper spray, got away with it, and did it for the next few years till 9/11... So all I can say is that if our population and government was not ready for 9/11, you should have been!!  I'm not gloating here; far from it.  But really people, a little paranoia can go a long way towards safety!!!

Somehow, our government thinks that some massive world domination effort, along with a massive spying effort, with save the world.  First of all, someone is going to have to explain to me how we are bringing freedom to people by killing and maiming them.  If that's what freedom looks like, a lot of people will vote for life with tyrrany!!  Secondly, to call the politics that Bush is pushing with our domestic or foreign policy "freedom" is really an oxymoron!!  America has the highest percentage of any population in jail in the world, except for mainland China!!!  The same goes for executions in jail ("the death penalty")...  As for Afghanistan, Iraq, etc., bringing U.S. style drug laws to those nations is a formula to arrest the whole country.  That is because in these Muslim countries alcohol is unacceptable, but smoking weed, hash, or opium is part of everyday life!!  And isn't considered "drug use" but rather "chilling out"!!  So, why would these people support "freedom" if at the best it means either jail for smoking "drugs", and at the worst it means death!!!!

As for the argument that if the U.S. pulls out we will just be left with a "hotbed of terrorists", we will really just be left with a bunch of people who are sick and tired of getting bombed, and just want to move on with their lives!!!  Waging war is simply not the way to win the "hearts and minds" of a population.  Waging peace and love is the way.  And it has not been tried yet.

9/11 was a perfect opportunity for the U.S. to say to the rest of the world.  "See, our enemies support killing.  We don't.  So we won't take their bait and respond to killing with killing.  We support peace instead!!"  That is not saying have no response to murder.  It is saying respond to hate with love.

As for the practical question of what to do in Afghanistan and Iraq now, the answer is to pull out all troops, send in humanitarian aid like food, tents, and blankets, and pray a lot.

If the CIA and FBI thinks they can spy enough on Al Quaeda to infiltrate their organization, they are wrong... Very wrong!!  They can barely speak Arabic, much less do so without an accent!!  And, not all Muslim attacks are so coordinated from the top like U.S. attacks.  They bubble up from below, with no organization at all, and no more credit line than a few hundred bucks!!!  (Remember folks, box cutters and airplane tickets are cheap!!!!)

As for our own laws, less control and more education is the only way this country will work.  We need a government that helps people with food, health care, making a living, etc.  Not one that tries to control us.  All these people in power are there because they believe in controlling others.  And we need to bring poeple to power (like me!) who believe in NOT controlling others!

As for the other parts of my domestic policy, and there is more on this later,

1) If you are on a jury, always remember you are legally required to do whatever you want.  You are not ever required to vote against your conscience.  If you are confronted with a "defendant" busted for carrying a trunk full of weed, and you don't think weed should be illegal, let him or her free!!!  It is your duty as an American!!

2) End "racism":  There is no such thing as race, so if the government or their minions try to force you to check off your race, just check off "African American" because we are all originally from Africa, and all American now!!

There's lots more later...

(Many people say to me, "Fred, we heard your songs "MY CELLMATE'S FARTING" and "I'M A NUMBER"... what were you in jail for?"  Two DUI's.  That's "Driving Under the Influence" of alcohol.  Yes, twice I was arrested with trace amounts of alcohol in my system.  No, I wasn't drunk.  I wasn't swerving or any crap like that.  First time, I pulled into a bar quickly, parked, locked the car, got arrested two seconds later.  Second time, an hour up Pacific Coast Hwy past midnight decided to take her up to 96 mph for 1-2 seconds, chilled down to 70 or so, then bam, arrested!!!  No, I never swerved, and both times had more coca cola, food, and Red Bull in me than alcohol.  Did three weeks in the slammer for the second one, and would have done four if it hadn't been for the month in rehab I did  to try to prevent jail!!  My point is, this bullshit is all a sick joke!!  I wasn't even buzzed, yet was above the "legal Limit!!!"  So Wack!!!  I was a better driver with that tiny amount of alcohol in me than 99% of the drivers out there!!!!
	Way better solution to the problem bad drivers, which would get all bad drivers off the road:  Annual driving tests for everyone.  That would get ALL pathetic drivers off the road.  If pulled over for bad driving, instead of an alcohol test, how about a video game test that would test reaction abilities.  Anyone who failed would get a big ticket!!!  Jail for not hurting someone, but for increasing the possibility of hurting someone, is WAY WACK!!!!

As for this Abu Graib prison in Iraq, Baby and I are completely horrified!  Our soldiers are looking just like Nazis!!!  
Torture. Killing!!! No lawyers for defense!!  Give me a break!!!

America was formed as a means of getting government out of our lives, and to prevent against tyranny by foreign (ie British) involvement.  Now, we are using it to terrify our citizens, and those of the rest of the world.  Launching these wars in Afghanistan and Iraq was about, and is about, one thing: REVENGE!!!!  And revenge is a disastrous way to run foreign (or domestic) policy, because there are just as many Muslims as Christians in the world, and these Muslims see this war as a holy war, a continuation of the Crusades.  Bin Laden gave Bush the bait to start World War III, and the idiot took the bait!!!  Patriot Act, etc.:  This is all about tearing down the legal bases of our nation: right to a lawyer, safe in own home, etc.  We should use this attack on freedom (9/11) to EMPHASIZE what America is about and INCREASE our freedoms, not DESTROY them and make America more like Margaret Atwood's "THE HANDMAID'S TALE!!!"... REALLY PEOPLE!!!!

GO THE THE RAINBOW GATHERING (WWW.WELCOMEHOME.ORG), GO TO THE BURNINGMAN (WWW.BURNINGMAN.ORG) AND PARTY ON!!! SPREAD THE LOVE!!!!

AS FOR THE CAMPAIGN, IT IS A WRITE IN DEAL, BUT YOU MUST TELL POLLSTERS IF YOU INTEND TO VOTE FOR US... LET THE WORLD KNOW.  I MIGHT "THROW" THE ELECTION TO KERRY IN THE LAST WEEK IF WE'RE WAY DOWN IN THE POLES, EVEN THOUGH HE ISN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT ENDING THE WAR IN IRAQ, ENDING THE WAR ON DRUGS, ETC., JUST BECAUSE HE AIN'T AS BAD AS BUSH... BUT, BABY AND MY POLICIES ARE WAY BETTER!!!!  THAN ANYONE ELSE'S, INCLUDING NADER.  SO, PLEASE TALK TO THE POLLSTERS, THEN WRITE US IN, SO WE CAN STOP THIS INSANITY ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

L'CHAIM!!!!  SHALOM!!! BARUCH HASHEM!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!
YOUR FAITHFUL FRIENDS,
FREDDY, BABY, HELLA, KENNY, DAVID, DAVID, ET AL....

E MAIL US AT FANTASY@FANTASYFREDDY.COM!!!
L'CHAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: LISTEN TO BOB DYLAN'S "LOVE AND THEFT" ALBUM.  IT IS ALL ABOUT ME, ESPECIALLY "PO' BOY", WHICH SAYS MY NAME... I AM VERY INCREDIBLY FLATTERED... I COULD NOT HAVE MADE THIS SHIT UP IF I WANTED TO!!!  WHOA!!!!!!

PPS:  THE RELEASE OF THE FIRST YEAR OF WONDER WOMAN ON DVD, WITH THE TAG LINE "FIRST LADY OF SUPER HEROES" IS DEFINITELY RELATED TO OUR LAST POSTING... AGAIN, WHOA!!!!!  I'M JUST STUNNED... I'M GOING BOOGIE BOARDING NOW TO SHAKE OFF ALL THIS EXCITEMENT!!!  LATE... FF & B
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They are currently sitting for president and you can write them in on the next ballot. They are affiliated with the party of love. Yes! They believe in legalizing anything that doesn't hurt anyone else - that's right - legalizing drugs, gambling, prostitution, public nudity, space travel, siderial time and other "strange sexual practices," As we know some of these practices are considered sins by various proponents of various religions - we must let god handle such people who quote sin and not attempt to do so our selves as mere people.
 p>The Republican-Controlled Supreme Court, which installed George W. Bush as Dictator-In Chief (DIC), has, amazingly, yesterday overturned all our nations laws banning butt and oral pleasure! Freddy and Baby could not be more thrilled that one of the most horrible laws on the books has been overturned, and by a corrupt court no less!! Thank G-d!! Now homosexuals, or heterosexuals who just want to experiment, need not worry that their local police forces can legally get a warrant to videotape or audiotape the whole shebang, then "bust" them in court!! What a wonderful victory for all who believe in freedom!! As "Justice" Scalia has said, this ruling should help us overturn "prostitution" and "obscenity" laws next!! Lets hope so!! Freddy and Baby pray that all those who have fought to overturn these "sodomy" laws will now turn their efforts to supporting us for President, and overturning these other horrible laws soon, including those prohibiting "drug" use!! (I got pretty high the other day drinking pomegranate juice... will this be banned next?!!) (Freddy and Baby know that "anti-bestiality" laws are still on the books, so continue to keep quite a distance from each other to preclude any appearance of inpropriety!!)

Many people (and a few animals) have asked me about what my and my co-candidates' qualifacations for major political office are... Well, None of us have been in a "MAJOR" motion picture (as far as we know) (do check out the Freddy movies on the front page of the site, though), but none of us believes this disqualifies us for major office!! So, briefly, in traditional speak, our qualifications are: Freddy grew up in Worcester Massachusetts. I attended the public schools, and rocked hard there... Also, went to Hebrew school a few days a week until my Bar Mitzvah, where I also rocked hard... Then, Exeter for High School (3yrs), Columbia (NYC, not the cartel shit) for college (US History Major with a big paper for Foner), WON A TRUMAN SCHOLARSHIP AWARDED BY US CONGRESS IN '88 FOR GOVT SERVICE, Georgetown Law School for a radical experimential law education, and passed the New York Bar Exam and admitted to practice law in NY... Also, lots of praying with Jewish Mystics... Volunteered for Legal Aid in NYC, doing housing, disability, and wills for sick people... Have also volunteered in many "homeless" shelters... Moved out to Cali, worked a year as a "trainee" (slave) at a "major" talent agency (UTA), then started trading stocks full time... Many swings doing that... Eventually flamed out doing that, but not before doing many good things for the world, including starting (well, putting up the money to start) the HOTTEST JEWISH SEMINARY (school to create rabbis and cantors) in the country, the ACADEMY FOR JEWISH RELIGION IN CA, a few miles from the beach in Venice, CA. Currently on the Board of Governors of the school... Also, prayed at Elay Chayyim, did some Vipassana meditation, and pray constantly and learn about Jewish (Kabbala) and other mysticism constantly!!  Baby, my co-pres candidate, lives with incredible wild, holy, psychedelic artist Kenny Scharf in his studio in Culver City... She is untrained, and likes it that way... she does not poo where Kenny doesn't want her to though...  Hella Winston, the Veep candidate, studied at NYC's best private schools, then Andover, Barnard, and Grad School in NYC in psychology.. SHE IS BRILLIANT, SWEET, BEAUTIFUL, HOLY, AND SO TOTALLY ROCKS!!! A REAL ANGEL!!  Her dog Willie, on the ticket as minister of pets, is quite a runner in Riverside Park, I hear!! WOOF!!!  L'CHAIM!!!! SHALOM!!! WOOF!!!!

Vote for Us in 2000 Whatever!

Also we have many other political beliefs -

You can help end "affirmative action" discrimination now! 
 SOLUTION:

IF ever asked your "race" on any form (kids, this includes standardized tests) check off the African-American box. When everyone does this (or even some of you) their sick system will be ruined. Checking this box is not a lie for anyone standing on American Soil

REASON:

Most of the world's scientists believe that humankind emerged from Africa - there is no such thing as "race." People do look differnt from each other (darker-lighter, fatter-shotter-taller, etc.) but there is no such thing as race. We just look different from each other.

"Affirmative Action" is based on the Nazi "science" of "race" - it is immoral to give anyone a bump up or down in any test scores based on their physical appearance, these tests only test how well someone can take the test, they mean nothing. (We might as well just abolish the tests - base admission on teacher recomendation (at the very least tests should be greatly deemphasized in the admissions process.))

But as far as race is concerened we are all one race, the human race, which emerged from Africa. If modern science later determines that humankind emerged from somewhere else - then we'll check off that regionw; for now we are all just "African-American."

Baruch Hashem (Bless G_D)

(P.S.)If all of you check African American when asked your race - you will help end "Affirmative Action Discrimination" within a year.

Baby is sitting for Vice President, and will be held in an undisclosed (she is currently in a doggie bunker directly under the burning man - just don't tell Bush) location until and after the election. 
 No Dictator Court Rulings needed! :)

More to come - have a Happy Sit!
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Fantasy Freddy is winning the race,  sitting down!!

Yes, as you have heard, Fantasy Freddy has beaten Gore, and Bush  is next!! Also, Freddy is PISSED that the press said Lieberman  was the first Jew EVER to run for pres, as Freddy announced  about a year ago, or at least six months ago, or nine.. Whatever  it was, it was long before these other "USUAL SUSPECTS" entered  the race... If the news media thought I was kidding, I AM  NOT!!!!! The race is ON BABY, and ME and my FRIENDS GONNA WHIP  YO ASSES, AND SITTIN DOWN TOO BABY!!!! Evita Perro, the  tie-dyed bichon plat, is OFF THE TICKET due to creative differences (her "owner" ULLAS, one of my best friends, believed  that I burped too often and loudly to be on the ticket with her... SOOOO, she has been "replaced" (on the ticket, but not  in my heart) by BABY, the super cute, loving, and happy doggy who spends the majority of her time living with incredibly  fantastic and joyous and HOLY artist KENNY SCHARF (Kenny would  never claim to own BABY I don't think), at the studio with good  friend David... So, in a palace coup of massive proportions,  BABY is now SITTING with me for the office of PRESIDENT of the  FUCKIN US OF A!! Watch out BUSH et al... I'm gonna getcha... as BLONDIE would say, "One way, or another, i'm gona find ya.. I'll  getcha I'll getcha!!!""" Freddy G. in da house!!! Go Freddy!! Go Freddy!! FREDDY AND BABY FOR PREZ!!!!!!!!! So for the record, ME  BE the first JEW to ever run (or certainly sit) for PREZ EVITA  be da first D-G to ever run (or sit) for VICE PREZ and BABY is  the first Bitch to ever sit (or run), (or scamper), (or howl)  for de office of da PREZ of DA US OF FUCKIN A BABY!!!!!

FREDDY AND BABY FOR PREZ... LONG LIVE FREDDY AND BABY!!! LONG  LIVE QUEEN!!! (are you ready, are you ready for this, are ya standin on the edge of your seat.. out of the darkness, the the  g un shhots rip, repeat to sound of the beat... You know the  deal this is the master real.. another one bites the dust.. Yo  this is a stickup, now give up the ROLEX, another one bites the  dust.. Free I fall from the egg of a seminarian.. don't go down cuz i'm a vegetarian.. and when i bust it, may G-d be trusted,  ...... NAVY SEALS....

OK, now on to a little of the nitty gritty.. As previously  announced, I do believe that all victimless crimes should be  taken off the books... and amnesty given to those prisoners fully or partially convicted for such idiotic "crimes" ("drugs",  "prostitution" (and what is working at an ad agency??), gambling (what is the stock market?), public nudity (a cop should not be  able to tell me that my clothing is too revealing.. So I have a  hot bod.. what's the problem..??? SO, as we know, it is long past due time to legalize "drugs" (marijuana, etc).. and do away  with the moronic concept of "prescription"... Like someone  else knows what's best for me (my body mind and spirit) than  ME!!! HAAA!!! HA HA!!! I'd laugh even harder, except for that  this sick joke is being suffered every day by millions of  prisoners and those murdered, in the US and OVERSEAS by US TROOPs and US GOVT OVERT and SECRET employees... Yes, this horror must stop!! END PROHIBITION NOW!!!! STOP THE STAIN OF SHAME ON THE CITIZENS OF THE US!! STOP THE IMPRISONMENT! STOP THE MURDER!!! STOP THE GANGS! STOP THE VIOLENCE!! STOP COP VIOLENCE! STOP BIG BROTHER, who is treating us all like LITTLE BABIES who do not know wat is best for us!! LEGALIZE DRUGS NOW!!! BEFORE WE DIE AND ARE PUNIXHED FOR LETTING THIS EVIL WAR  ON "DRUG USERS" continue... (If I have to explain it, I will.... MAKING SOMETHING ILLEGAL OBVIOULSY CREATES AN ILLEGAL MARKET,  ILLEGAL PROFITS, ETC., WHILE CRIMINALIZING BEHAVIOR WHICH DOES  NOT DESERVE PUNISHMENT!! STOPE THE INSANITY!!! LEGALIZE ALL  DRUGS NOW, BEFORE MORE LIVES ARE DESTROYED, AND MONEY WASTED, DIGHTING A WAR ON GOD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES, HUMANS!!! THIS  IS NOT A WAR ON DRUGS, IT IS A WAR ON HUMANS WITH A TASTE FOR EXOTIC (AKA WACKY) TOBAKKY!!! STOP THE WAR ON HUMANS NOW!!!!!

SPAKING ABOUT WAR ON HUMANS,

NO WAR IN IRAQ!!! WE SHOULD USE THE INSPECTORS TO DISARM THEM,  AND KEEP A PERMANENT FORCE THERE, SCOURING THE COUNTRY FOR MISSILES, NUKES, AND CHEMS CONSTANTLY!!! AVOID WAR AT ALL COSTS!!! THAT SHOULD BE OUR MISSION!!! THE CONTENTION OF THIS "ADMINISTRATION" WHICH ILLEGALLY SEIZED POWER IN A COUP IS THAT  "THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST WAR, BUT THEY'LL BE HAPPY WHEN WE  ATTACK!!" BULLSHIT!!! THE WORLD WILL ALL BE AFRAID THAT THEY ARE NEXT!!! AND, IT WILL ONLY KILL MANY INNOCENTS, AND LEAD TO  MORE MUSLIM EXTREMIST ATTACKS ON NON-MUSLIMS WORLDWIDE!!! NO WAR  NOW!! DISARM THEM WITH INSPECTORS!!! KEEP INSPECTORS THERE FOREVER IF NECESSARY, JUST DON'T ATTACK UNLESS THEY ATTACK  FIRST!!!

ON OTHER ISSUES, AMERICA NEEDS:/

1) FREE HEALTH CARE FOR ALL : DO AWAY WITH THE CONCEPT OF PRESCRIPTION... ANYTHING COULD BE BOUGHT ANYWARE, ANYTIME 1 B)  STOP PROSECUTING DOCTORS WHO PRESCRIBE DRUGS !!! LIKE COURTNEY  LOVE AND WINONA DON'T NEED PAIN KILLAS!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!

2) DOUBLE THE MINIMUM WAGE, AND BRING IT UP TO CURRENT US  LEVELS IN THE REST OF THE WORLD!! (EVENTUALLY TO BE SAME  WORLDWIDE!!)

3) FREE LOCKER, CLOTHES, SLEEPING BAG, CONDOMS, FOOD, AND AREA  TO PITCH TENT TO SURVIVE FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS IT!!!! MAKE  AMERICA HUMANE AGAIN!!! THOUSANDS USED TO PITCH TENTS IN NYC PARKS, SANTA MONICA BEACH, AND THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY IN SUMMER MONTHS ESPECIALLY!!! REVIVE THE TRADITION!!! ALLOW PUBLIC SLEEPING, DRINKING, PUFFING, ETC. STOP THE INSANITY!!!!

4) KEEP ABORTION LEGAL FOREVER, AND FREE TO ALL WHO WANT BUT  CAN'T AFFORD IT!! (I PERSONALLY WOULD SUGGEST IT ONLY BE EMPLOYED IN CASES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY, AS AMERICA AND THE WORLD  COULD USE MORE GOOD HUMANS NOW TO TAKE CARE OF AN AILING WORLD!! ALSO, MAKE CONDOMS FREE FOR ALL!!!

5) FREE AIDS DRUGS AND NEEDLES AND CONDOMS TO ALL WHO NEED  THEM!!!! STOP AIDS DEAD NOW!!!!!

6) END MONOPOLY OF LAWYERS, DOCTORS, AND "THERAPISTS"... LET  PRIVATE GROUPS ORGANIZE TO COME UP WITH THEIR OWN CERTIFICATION PROGRAMS... IF SOMEONE CAN REPRESENT THEMSELVES IN COURT, WHY  CAN'T THEY HIRE WHOEVER THEY WANT, LAWYER OR NOT, TO DEFEND THEM???? AS FOR DOCTORS, WHO KNOWS BETTER WHAT IS BEST FOR  THEM, A DOCTOR, OR A "PATIENT"?? A "PATIENT" OF COURSE!! STOP  THE MONOPOLY NOW!!

7) END PROHIBITION NOW (ALREADY MENTIONED)!!!

8) STOP COMPETITION IN SCHOOLS.. MAKE IT ABOUT LEARNING, NOT COMPETION TO GET INTO THE RIGHT SCHOOL, FOR THE RIGHT JOB, IN  THE RIGHT CUBICLE ON THE RIGHT BLOCK... GET A GRIP...

9) STOP DRUGGING KIDS (AND ADULTS) WITH RITALIN, "ANTIDEPRESSANTS" ETC. PEOPLE DON'T NEED DRUGS, THEY NEED LIVES  THAT MAKE THEM NOT WANT OR NEED TO TAKE THEM!!

10) GOVT SHOULD FUND RESEARCH INTO SOLAR, WIND, GEOTHERMAL,  OCEAN POWER, ETC. MUCH MORE!

11) END ALL ORGANIZED PRAYER IN SCHOOLS (PRAYING BEFORE NON- COMPETITIVE TESTS WILL STILL BE ALLOWED!)

12) EMPTY THE JAILS OF ANYONE "CONVICTED" OF A VICTIMLESS  CRIME, IE : "DRUGS", "PROSTITUTION", "GAMBLING", "PUBLIC NUDITY", "SODOMY", ETC!!!!

13) STOP BIG BROTHER TODAY!!! STOP LETTING COPS INTO OUR  COMPUTERS OR OUR BEDROOMS TO CHECK IF EVERY PERSON IN EVERY NAKED PHOTO PRESENTED A REAL ID TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER!! CUT THE  SHIT!!! THIS IS A PLAN TO ALLOW COPS INTO OUR BEDROOMS AND  COMPUTERS, AND IT IS WRONG!! PARENTS HAVE GONE TO JAIL FOR  TAKING PIX OF KIDS IN BATHTUB WITH RUBBER DUCKIES!!! NUTSO!!!  AND TO PEE WEE HERMAN, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND PETE TOWNSEND, I  SEND MY LOVE, AND I HOPE YOU BEAT BACK BIG BROTHER TODAY WITH  ALL OF OUR HELP!!

14) TO JURIES: YOU ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER YOU  WANT WHEN DECIDING A CASE!!! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT!!! THAT IS  WHY YOU ARE THERE, AS A CHECK AGAINST GOVT TYRANNY!!! DON'T BE TRICKED OR SCARED BY JUDGE OR PROSECUTOR... YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT... ESTABLISHED CENTERPIECE OF AMERICAN LAW CALLED : JURY NULLIFICATION!!! FOR INSTANCE, HOW COULD SOMEONE BUSTED FOR POT  OR COKE "KNOW' (INTENT NEEDED !) WHAT IT WAS WITHOUT TESTING IT? IMPOSSIBLE.... BUT IF TESTED, THEN BUSTED, SO OBVIOUSLY NEVER TESTED.. THINK ABOUT IT!!

15) TO COPS: YOU ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO NOT BUST FOR A "CRIME"  IN ACTION IF YOU BELIEVE IT IS AN INSIGNIFICANT BREACH OF LAW!! TREAT DRUGS, PROSTITUTION, ETC MORE LIKE MOST COPS CORRECTLY  TREAT JAYWALKING.. THINK ABOUT IT!! DON'T USE THE "TAKING  ORDERS" LINE THAT HITLER'S TROOPS USE.. IF YOU DO, YOU ARE  ACTING IN EVIL WAY!!!

16) FREE WILLY: EMPTY THE ZOOS AND SEAWORLDS!!! STOP JAILS  FOR ANIMALS TODAY, UNLESS ALREADY MADE EXTINCT!!

17) BAN ALL ANIMAL TESTING (ALLOW FOR AIDS DRUGS, SURGEONS,  ETC. ONLY)... FUCK TESTING ACIDIC MASCARA ON BUNNIES!! HOW MEAN!!!

18) STOP "PATRIOT " ACT: IT IS VERY UN-PATRIOTIC TO HAVE SECRET TRIALS, EXECUTIONS, ETC.. REALLY!!!!

19) END THE DEATH PENALTY!!! KILLING IS WRONG, THINK ABOUT IT!!! IF WRONG, THEN MUST NOT DO IT!!

20) TEST DNA OF EVERYONE IN JAIL TO TRY TO END FALSE IMPRISONMENT!! ONE MINUTE IN JAIL FOR INNOCENT PERSON IS WRONG!!

21) ALLOW VISITORS TO PRISONERS TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM, ETC...  WHY DO YOU THINK THERE IS PRISON RAPE? SPEAKING OF WHICH, ONE  CELL PER PERSON PLEASE, YOU SICK FUCKS!!! WHAT IS THIS, DATING  FOR BRUNO CAMP??? ALLOW PRISONERS TO STAY IN OWN CELL ALL DAY, FOR SAFETY, IF THEY WISH!!

22) THINKING BROADLY, REINSTITUTE "CITIES OF REFUGE" FROM THE BIBLE... ANYONE MOVED THERE FOR MANSLAUGHTER IN THE PAST.. WE  COULD HAVE WHOLE CITIES OF "CRIMINALS" ... BETTER THAN JAILS, BY FAR!!!

23) OPEN THE BORDERS!!! ALLOW ANYONE TO MOVE AND WORK AND  LIVE AND STUDY HERE WHO WANTS TO... THAT IS WHY THIS COUNTRY IS GREAT IS BECAUSE WE HAD OPEN BORDERS IN THE PAST... WHEN CLOSED  THE BORDERS, LIKE DURING THE HOLOCAUST, MILLIONS OF JEWS DIED!!!  IF SOMEONE WANTS TO FLEE HERE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, WE SHOULD  LET THEM... MAYBE THEIR LIFE IS IN DANGER... MAYBE THEY ARE STARVING, OR GETTING RAPED EVERY DAY... OPEN THE BORDERS ALREADY, HAVE A HEART!!!

24) SCHOOL VOUCHERS ARE GOOD!! ALLOW ANYONE TO STUDY WHERE THEY  WANT!!! BUT, IT IS WRONG TO BASE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS TO A % OF STUDENTS PER SCHOOL TO A COLLEGE, AS SOME SCHOOLS COULD HAVE MORE STUDENTS DESIRABLE TO COLLEGES THAN OTHERS!!

25) SPEND MORE ON EDUCATION, LESS ON TROOPS, ETC... FREE COLLEGE FOR ALL!!!

26) MOVE AGE OF "MAJORITY" TO 13 FROM 18!!! JUDAISM SAYS AT  13 (12 FOR WOMEN): THAT THEY ARE ADULTS!! ALL ANCIENT SOCIETIES CONSIDERED PUBERTY BECOMING AN ADULT!!! IN THIS COUNTRY, WE  CALL TEENAGERS CHILDREN, AND TREAT THEM LIKE CHILDREN!! MAKE THEM LEGALLY ADULTS, AND TREAT THEM LIKE ADULTS, AND THEY WILL  ACT MORE LIKE ADULTS!!! ALSO, WARN THEM THAT THEY MUST ACT RESPONSIBLY... RECOMMEND THEY GET MARRIED BEFORE HAVING SEX,  KIDS, ETC...!!! STOP TREATING "TEENAGERS" LIKE CHILDREN!!! THEY  ARE YOUNG ADULTS, AND SHOULD BE ACCORDED PROPER RESPECT!

27) MORE TO COME, AS SOON AS I CAN THINK IT UP!!! SEND ME SUGGESTIONS, IF YOU LIKE!!! 
 
 As any major candidate for political office must, I now believe it is time to come up with an official statement on Michael Jackson and his battles with his local police force.   So, here goes on a rough issue...   
Before I go on, let it be known that I do not support breaking any law, although I do support changing many.   Also, I do not approve of sex with children.   I just consider adulthood as starting at around 12 or 13, as any scientist or doctor would agree...

First off, to convict anyone of anything, a jury must be able to say that the accused did the act in question "BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT"!   How could anyone know BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT what went on under the sheets of Michael's bed at the Neverland ranch?   Impossible!   Simply impossible!   No videos, no proof!   The prosecutor should have realized there was no video and left the "case" alone!   Or even better, used some prosecutorial discretion and decided not to prosecute because the "child" was really an adult!   Or, decided not to prosecute because to do so would be a glaring example of selective prosecution, i.e.: prosecuting Micahel Jackson because he is Michael Jackson and not prosecuting the millions of high school students who break these same laws every day!! 
Second of all, I do believe that the legal age to do anything, including have "sex",   voting, etc. should be lowered from 18 to 13.     Judaism, and all other ancient traditions, said a child became an adult around the age of 12 or 13 (12 for women, 13 for men).   This country has put into law concepts of adulthood that go against nature and G-d.    People should legally be allowed to marry at the age of adulthood, of course, and not be forced to try to be abstinate until such a ridiculously late age!   Is this Bush dictatorship going to, after this case, go on a prosecutorial rampage against any 18 year old sleeping with a 17 year old?   If so, we could be looking at half of any given high school facing felony sex charges, and federal ones (including "kid"napping) if they went to Miami for Spring Break!!   My point is, we really don't want the government more in our lives, we want it less in our lives. When it comes to the bedroom, we should be especially careful!   Let's fight to be able to marry, vote, drive, and have children at 13 or older!! They wouldn't be going after Michael probably if the "victim" (who really did and does get the best medical care known to humankind) wasn't of his same sex. This is blatant homophobia and homo-persecution!! These cases never get prosecuted in the high school!!! Certainly not between men and women!!!! Not much anyway!!!!  And they shouldn't be!!!!!   Meaning, Michael is being persecuted, and CRIMINALLY PROSECUTED FOR FELONY CHARGES for allegedly being GAY (or BI)!!!!   And rich!! And acting like a child!!   REALLY, JUST BEING MICHAEL!!!!   Especially given that the "boy" in question is ALLEGED to have fooled around with Michael at the ages of 12 and 13! ADULTHOOD AGE!!!!!   This isn't a kidnapped 5 year old we're talking about here!! REALLY!!!! So, in the thinking of every ancient culture, and many modern people, he was an adult!   Now, according to our nation's laws, which considers itself "modern", he was a "minor", and can't legally decide to do anything, including fool around with Michael Jackson. Who, by the way, might be around the age of 13, mentally, anyway!!!!

Michael was this kid's idol.   If anything "sexual" did happen (and I really don't know what happened, thank G-d!, and don't want to!), SHOULDN'T we hold the 12 or 13 year old adult responsible for his actions or inactions at the time?! OF COURSE!!! Maybe they were in love and one or the other fell out of love!! I don't know!!!!
   Michael was also probably paying for his medical care, giving him and his family a mansion to live in, 1st class travel, tv coverage, limos, etc.   So, really, if anything was going on, everybody knew! And approved!!   Including the parents, who were probably enjoying being treated like royalty and also were prolonging their son's life through his extreme happiness and the best medical care known to hummankind, which I'm SURE he is still getting, thank G-d!!!!   Maybe they were in love, I don't know!! Maybe it fell apart...   Now, maybe the parents thought nothing was going on, and maybe nothing was going on...   Or maybe they thought something was and there was... I really don't know as I wasn't there.. Which is my point... NONE OF US WERE!!!  And I don't really CARE what happened in that bedroom! And don't think anyone else should either!! So I don't see how a prosecutor can prosecute when he really doesn't know what went on or didn't go on in Michael's bedroom, and shouldn't really care!!   I know there are laws in this country against teenagers getting married and having sex, and together we should change those laws and lower the age to 13... In the meantime, I think NOT prosecuting, or certainly convicting, someone over 18 (Michael) for MAYBE fooling around with someone under 18 (the "boy") is a good idea, especially when the "boy" was 12 or 13 during the time in question, and therefore an adult, and on very sketchy evidence (presumably they were alone on any given encounter)...This is a "he said" "he said" thing.   The "boy" was an adult, and was at the worst choosing a way older boyfriend, at the least a way older play friend.   I really don't know or want to know what went on there...   I don't know what the parents were thinking.   They probably thought they were in love...   Or maybe thought they were best friends... It does sound like Michael and the "boy" were quite close for some time...   I think that using these laws to prevent people over 18 and under 18 from getting involved or marrying is going against human nature, and G-d, all at once!   When I was 13, I would have been so psyched if Wonder Woman had asked me to move into her glass palace!!   Or wherever she lived before she married Robert Altman... (I did get her autograph once though when she visited a local mall...)   I also was into one or two girls in my class at the time, and not really getting anywhere!!!!!... !!... Anyway...   My point is, leave Michael alone...   Now, if the "boy" had been eleven, I can see reason for prosecution... IF the parents hadn't known...   WHICH THEY DID (if anything WAS goin' on!!)

So, to the Michael jury, PLEASE DON'T CONVICT MICHAEL of a crime he might not have done, and which is not so bad, even if he did, in the scope of things, AS THE BOY WAS A MAN AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH!!!!... JURY POWER!!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!! SHALOM!!! HUHHH!!! WAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Of course, ADULTS between the ages of 13 and 18 will have sex, and they and their lovers should not be persecuted or prosecuted by the police, or anyone else for that matter!!   As Roger and Pete and the WHO so eloquently say, "Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!"   But call them, and treat them, as adults, THANK YOU!, (as you are so wont to do during criminal prosecutions anyway, PEOPLE)!!!!...   
ONWARDS!!!!   (DON'T FORGET to check out our new hit, "WE LOVE YOU PEE-WEE, MICHAEL, AND PETE (AND SUN E!!)!!!!", which should load when you hit this web page, and is also available for free download from the "Phredddd's Music" button on the lower left of the front page...   It so rocks!!! 
DON'T FORGET TO BUY THE ALBUM, NOW TITLED GROUNDSCORE, WITH TOTALLY ORIGINAL ARTWORK OR INSCRIPTIONS AND AUTOGRAPH ON EACH AND EVERY CD!!!! COLLECTIBLE!!!!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!.... SHAGGADELLICK!!!!!!!

And to all you parents out there, I think if you are worried about child abuse you should look to your own home first!   How are you treating your kids?   Are you mentally abusive to them? Are you abusing them with Ritalin (speed) and Prosac (Soma)?   I know you mean to help to make the children fit in more, and "perform" better in school and life, but you are really just drugging them so they can sit still, in crowded classrooms, with fluourescent lights, no fresh air, no recess anymore!!   Lots of pressure to perform on standardized tests! Lot's of jerks in the class!! Of course these kids lose it!!   Don't drug your brilliant, bubbly, "overactive" child!!     Try Rollerblades and weights instead!   And meditation!   (Vipassana is good, or some Kabbalistic methods...)   Praying constantly works!   Throw in some crunches...   Or anything in nature (hiking, boogieboarding, etc..)   And, avoid the McDonalds of course!!   Raw fruits, veggies, raw, smoked cured or even cooked fish, some cooked veggies if you must, but they wont help you so much...RAW RAW RAW RAW!!!!!   Think about it!!!!   Enjoy!!!!   Sweat!   Breathe!   Tan!!   Yeah Baby!!!!   And kids, the ephedra is totally unnecessary, and risky, although a total blast I am sure!!!   And my opinion on whippits to increase performance is totally obvious!!   Smoking pot to increase performance is not a good idea (No matter WHAT ROY LABAGLiati SAYS!!!)...   Crack and speed are SO lamo!   And isn't getting high on oranges a lot more fun!!??   (To the Feds:   NO , there is no new drug called "Oranges" you MORONS, I mean the good old Florida or Cali kind!!!)    We believe the K Hole is debilitating!!   We think lion tranquilizer should be left to the lions to enjoy!!   And no Huffing kids, (although Ariana IS HOT to some...)   And you know, "We care a lot about the wack and crack and smack that hits the streets.. Banam banam banam..   It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it..." (Old "Faith No More", you know...)...   As far as liquid or ecstacy or dmt, we recommend extreme caution at all times, and never more than once or twice a year, with friends, etc.!!   Even if you do that you don't know what you're getting because this shit is not legal yet, so to be totally safe one would have to abstain...   Maybe just go on a trek with some tribespeople in the Amazon (who don't want to eat you!) and try their ayahuasca, I don't know!!...   Don't let the CIA tell you otherwise, there IS still cannibalism down there...    (And do not blame me for them having heard "EAT ME!!!!" and gone on a cannibalism binge, because cannibalism was around way before "EAT ME!!!!")!!   That was just a little jab at you "anti-pornographers" out there!   Get a grip!   (Pun intended!)... (To you Bible thumpers: Onan's problem was he was not coming inside his wife, and anyone who uses a condom while married is breaking that one big time!!   (Or, his sin might have been that he refused to have children with his dead bro's widow, a situation few of us face today...)   I know there's a lot of mythology out there saying that whenever one whacks off, a demon is created (notice how the women R let outta that one...) which then terrifies the world.. Well, maybe, but I just kinda doubt it...   I really do.. So...    Relaxxxx (AS FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD WOOD SAY!!)... Wack off..   Rub down.. whatever...   I'm with Dr. Ruth Westheimer on that one... Her answer at Columbia on when is too much wakin off a prob in one's life: As long as you can function with the rest of your life, enjoy!!   If it's a 24/7 thing you are in way over your head!   (Ba dum bum)... Not to mention exhausted!!!)

(While we're on the subject of the bible and the "Old Testament" or Torah as Jews call it, the whole thing about gays is way overblown from the text... I mean, the Sodom story is about potentially raping angels, SOMETHING DEFINITELY TO BE AVOIDED!!!! It was an anti-rape story which was twisted by many into an anti-homosexuality story, which was really not the theme... Now, the text is pro "straight" marriage and children and all that, but me thinks the anti-homosexuality stuff was just read into it!! And in Judaism, only men must procreate, for women having children is optional but way recommended!! And I din't see any anti-lesbianism stories in the Torah, which is pretty significant I'd say... Anyway...) 
NOTICE:   It has recently come to my attention that my song "EAT ME!!!!" (which I recorded with friends Michael Jost and Marc Blackbird of Champa51), which gained fame on National Public Radio's "This American Life" show with Jonathan Goldstein and Ira Glass and has thank G-d earned them much moula, has become the sound of war or, better said, "the Number One war song in history"!    I have heard from a local trusted friend who just returned from 20 years of fighting as a warrior and nukes inspector, sold his life story to DeNiro recently, that at the PEAK   of every battle in the last 2 years, "EAT ME!!!!" has been played on the battle frequency and listened to by our troops and by those they were battling!!   At the same time!!!!... In Bagdhad!!   My point is, I only want and support LOVE!   I believe the world has seen enough killing!!   I have always been against responding to 9/11 with force...   Love is the way...   (Well, MAYBE I would have taken out one or two training camps with drones, but that's it tops!!...Really..   Tops!!!   Maybe I just woulda dropped a few thousand joints of weed and hash and put em out, then dropped some more... and moree...   more... then some chocolates and shakes in thin recyclable packaging!!   Yeah!!!! If they still kept fighting, I'd lace their water with acid, that means LSD folks, not the car battery shit!!)

I know those troops were listening to "Eat Me!!!!" to face death, and I honor them deeply, but I really can't handle knowing this is what thousands heard as they died (on both sides) as it was blasted over loudspeakers Apocolypse Now-style!!!!   I just pray that thousands more ran because they heard the song!!!   It is super scary, ain't it guys!!??    I pray I have many fans who are alive because they ran when they heard "EAT ME!!!!" blasting on the Black Hawk's speaker system!!   So please, with all due respect, I request that "Eat Me!" be retired as a killing/facing-death song, and that instead you play the "TRANCE SHEMA-DESERT MIX" (free on the mp3 PHREDDDD'S music page, found on bottom left of front page), and get it on in clubs while shakin' yo' bootay to some classic Hebrew chanting to a thumpin' electro beat instead!!   Make some babies!!   Yeah Baby!!   Shagadellic!!   Mazel Tov!!!   Thank you!!!   Shalom guys!!!!!!   (I am deeply honored to be on the playlist with Queen (WE WILL ROCK YOU) and AC/DC (BACK IN BLACK), and to have recorded music to which our troops choose to face death, but this is just way too heavy a playlist to be on, guys!!!!   Let's shoot for some peace now please!!!!    L'Chaim!!!! )

To Bush: You goin' so down!!! Stop the killing while you still can!!   To Dean, Kerry, the General,   Lieberman, etc., : Keep up the good fight, but get serious about ending government tyranny once and for all, guys!!   In and out of this country!!   Together we can stop the war on humanity!!    Stop all the current military action, and the war on drugs, prostitutes, gamblers, nudists, etc.   And as far as Iraq, just leave these people alone already.   No forces of any kind can improve the situation now.   If we just left a UN force of 10,000, they'd probably be slaughtered.   So, leave it alone already.   I am sure they will be fine without us, as they have been for millions of years....   Just give everyone a chance to leave that destroyed dangerous region if they want!   L'Chaim!!!!!!   Shalom!!

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PS: Freddy and Baby and crew will be hitting the campaign trail soon..   Look for us in a town near you!!   Shalom!! 
PPS:   Many of our fans have been asking me and Baby about the recent health care bill and the debate surrounding it.   Baby says, "Woof! Woof-woof!!"...   Loosly translated, that means... "We take this opportunity to remind you that we support legalizing ALL "DRUGS" and letting anyone act or get paid as a doctor or healer, for healing services rendered.   And we advocate free health care for all.   It will all work out when we are elected, don't worry...   Just remember to write in Freddy and Baby on the next ballot... Despite rumors you might have heard in the Enquirer, Baby is still on the ticket!!   Long live Freddy and Baby!!   Long live Queen!!   Shalom!!!!   Woof!!"

ppps: MANY people say, "You want to legalize: bla bla bla...?!!!" Yes! And I am NOT SAYING I promote doing them! Really, the opposite. I am just talking about governtment encroachmen (rhymes with roach) on our lives, and how to prevent it! With more love will come more responsibility, with more responsibility more safety, and with more safety more love, in a vicious cirlce leading to ETERNAL BLISS IN HEAVEN!!!! YWEAH!!!!! L'CHAIM!!!! (TO LIFE!!!!) WHEEEAAWWWWWW!!!!

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